Ecosystem

sometimes it’s summer and you crave that fucked up sandwich your parents used to make with the cheapest ham from the store

if you wake up early enough you’ll be able to see the sunrise and sunset in the same day!

i kinda want to do school all over again, i’m excited to learn about the world now

oh you could just lie about your babies name!

such an unfortunate species

when i was in the summer before 4th grade i started wearing skinny jeans and i was very excited for school to start so i could show off my new style then i had a nightmare that i forgot to wear my new jeans and wore the unfashionable baggy jeans and was afraid no one’s gonna believe my summer transformation now

of course the french were part of the Pastry Wars

rollie pollies can’t fly and are therefore more tethered to the earth than man

dinosaurs used to be so important in my life. something would happen and my first thought would be, how can dinosaurs be connected to this?

just came to the realization that I haven’t been happy in a while, only relieved