Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol

💤sleep❔😕 We 💪 dont🙈🚫have⏳time🚫 to sleep💤 We🔥🔥Always 💪on that 👭Gay🌈 Shit👬☝

#this is the saddest fingerguns i’ve ever seen

everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside

Jesus is back, And he's not Crucifuckin' around: The Bible 2

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

same, never forgive for Rons character assassination 

Laverne at the Golden Globes

Me arriving to your funeral