1. you can buy Vaati on Amazon FOR SOME REASON

2. Shadow loves the internet and is on his blog a lot

3. Shadow is a liar online.

4. the four Links love amusement parks

5. so does Shadow but he can’t go out in daylight.

6. Blue can’t sleep unless his clothes are neatly folded

7. Red loves takoyaki

8. Green cheats in admission to amusement parks

9. Green’s fear is getting annoyed to death by his counterparts staying with him, even though he also doesn’t want them to go.

10. Red was tramautized by a little kid

11. Green hates whack-a-mole games (I think that’s how you say it)

12. Blue was frozen in an ice cave for hours and he couldn’t have gotten out unharmed unless he was immune to that.

13. so basically Blue is immune to hypothermia.

14. Zelda is a strong independant woman that slapped Shadow in the face when he said she had nice eyes (which she does, that’s a fact)

Thief: I’m gonna seduce him! *awkwardly* Hey, there big guy. Come here… often? *rolls a 19*

DM: It worked. He is so besotted by your words that he proclaims that you are his one love. His flower. His purpose for life.

Thief: Nice.

DM: He gets down on one knee and begs your hand in marriage.