SENTENCE MEME ⟶ BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL / 1.04 –– 1.07
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“Wait. Did they, like, sue the demon?”
“I’m fine with that so far. That sounds real.”
“Those are some chunky paws on her! Uh-oh!”
“Let’s not get caught up on the bear hands.”
“I shouldn’t even have said that part.”
“Why do all these people know what burnt feces smells like?”
“Yeah, that’s a bad doctor.”
“I bet I could squeeze an apple till it exploded.”
“I bet you a million dollars you couldn’t.”
“You hear that in the distance? It’s the excuse train coming.”
“Do you think that sounds like it came out of a girl?”
“Your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting.”
“It drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that.”
“Have you had your fun, you ass?”
“That is the only thing that is strange to me.”
“I just feel bad for her at this point.”
“If people started exorcising me on the reg, I might eventually be like, ‘I guess I’m demons!’”
“I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.’
“That’s something you say when you go to the zoo.”
“This is great, the tables have turned in my opinion.”
“Possessed or not, fucking force her to a hospital.”
“PSA: if your kid’s eating spiders, don’t take them to an exorcist.”
“I don’t know what’s making me happier. The fact that you can’t get it, or the struggle on your face.”
“So you think this was all just an elaborate hooky scheme?”
“Cemeteries are always really spooky.”
“We’re gonna get back in the car if you’re gonna keep doing that.”
“I think this theory is bullshit.”
“The most reputable, logical, fact-based source would be horseshit to you.”
“You just made that up right now.”
“The whole idea of hysteria is that you don’t realize it.”
“Some stones are just best left unturned.”
“You shut your mouth, I’m done.”
“Even if we get possessed tonight, we’ll have a nice brewski after.”
“History isn’t wonderful when it fights back.”
“That’s peak ghost time. 90% of ghosts are from that era.”
“You never really hear about a ghost from 2010 or so that’s wearing like, a flannel and ripped jeans.”
“It seems like they’re followed by doom.”
“They’re really just getting boned by fate right now.”
“Do you think because you believe in all this stuff that you have a higher chance of being a ghost?”
“I’d be a pleasant ghost. I’d pour people tea and stuff like that or do chores around the house.”
“Wouldn’t you like to be haunted by me?”
“If there is anyone in here, perhaps you’d like to do a little dance for us?”
“I feel a little bit like I’m being watched, but I don’t mind it.”
“They don’t respond to specific requests.”
“Old wood doesn’t creak by itself.”
“I feel very weird all of a sudden.”
“I know when people watch these ghost hunter shows they’re like, ‘This guy’s full of shit’ but holy balls, dude.”
“I know you don’t believe me, I can see the look on your face right now.”
“Are there ghosts ants? Ghost trees?”
“How do you arrest a ghost?”
“Alright, you’re an idiot.”
“I hear you’re a fan of boats. I myself would love a boat.”
“I’ll be quiet now and embrace the darkness.”
“Maybe you’d like to appear to me now and sing a song about boats.”
“You show yourself in front of me, I’m going to urinate on this carpet.”
“You locked me in there by myself, which I was against from the beginning.”
“You’re not a man of your word.”
“Enjoy the sunset. It’s the last one you’re ever going to see.”
“Do you feel like it remembers you?”
“When something is so pristine but vacant, there’s something unsettling to it.”
“This was my ghost father.”
“When I slept, I was repeatedly poked in the face, but I was too scared to open my eyes.”
“There is definitely a force at play there. Gravity.”
“You gotta admit it looks weird.”
“Right, it’s a haunted bag.”
“But what I saw in that bathroom changed me into the man that you see today.”
“And yet here I sit like a fricking idiot.”
“Boats are tough, you know?”
“Are you scared right now?”
“Are you just afraid of anything that’s old?”
“I’m normally against communicating with ghosts.”
“I called it a motherfucker, I called it a coward.”
“Shut your stupid mouth.”
“I just think it’s embarrassing for them to drown in a pool on a boat.”
“Instead of giving him one star on Yelp, they shoved him into an oven.”
“Oh, wow. You’re actually admitting to something for once.”
“Looks like it’d be pretty easy to get crushed to death here.”
“My fucking heart almost exploded.”
“They laughed and told me I was an idiot to my face.”
“You piece of shit, [name].”
“You do whatever the hell you want, I’m not going to acknowledge you.”
“I wasn’t stabbed to death with a butter knife.”
“You’re a beautiful lady. I love your bones.”
“See you later kitchen ghost!”
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