Jumping Spider Jesus Freak

DM: Hey do you guys wanna earn some extra EXP?

Party: Yeah sure!

**our next random encounter while escorting a caravan full of food we heisted for our city; A GARGANTUAN ANCIENT BLACK DRAGON APPEARS**

Party: well shit.

Me (ooc): okay guys, let’s scatter so we don’t get hit with it’s breath weapon ((like last time when we fought a dragon and we all conveniently formed a cone for the dragon 🙃))

DM: *first person in intiative goes, so no one has been able to move yet* Okay so the dragon takes a legendary action, everyone in *this* 10 ft wide line make a dex save!

Party: rolls okayish? At least two of us pass and get half damage

DM: 92 acid damage, y'all who passed get halfed.

Party: *almost tpk’d, those who passed are pretty bloodied, save one fighter with sheildmaster* okay 🙃

Chum the waters… freaks from the deep…

I left to take a break cuz that sort of thing was tiring me out and now that I’m back 4 weeks later, it still tires me out.

One more word from the entertainment discussion (or any other hot issue that will never be solved online) on my dashboard and the only Christians I’m gonna be following are those who never participate in debates 🙃

No that was not a warning to people. You folks can do whatever you think the Spirit is telling you to do. That was me reminding myself what I’m gonna do.

“Oh, for– you again? We’ve been through this before. My corpses are ethically sourced from consenting donors, and my invocations were in compliance with the Academy’s list of approved blasphemies at the time they were performed. You’ve got nothing on me.”

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START