not-so-incorrect ATLA

Suki: Toph, keep an eye on Sokka today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Toph: Sure, I’d love to see Sokka get punched. Suki: Try again. Toph, sighing: I will stop Sokka from getting punched.

[Toph and Sokka sitting in jail together] Toph: So who should we call? Sokka: I’d call Katara, but I feel safer in jail

Zuko: What do you think Toph will do for a distraction? Aang: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. [building explodes and several car alarms go off] Aang: ... or she could do that.

Katara: Suki, can I talk to you for a second? Suki: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Aang are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Katara: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Toph: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Sokka: If? Sokka: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and you might not even die.

IM ALIVEE

Sokka: I told Toph her ears flush when she lies Katara: Why? Sokka: Look Sokka: Hey, Toph! Do you love us? Toph, covering her ears: No Katara: