it’s the hottest bitch you know!!

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

I find it so funny how the great conversion started around covid because that implies to me that while humans were making bread and beer at home or realizing they are trans the vampire equivelent of that was indulgent fledgling making