Splish splash!

HIIIII as u could read in the title ma friend @corneliuscornstarch made an >>> one shot fic <<< of Thief (Deadly Shadows more specifically) and GUD FUCKING LORD It's so gud PLEASE I'M BEGGING Y'ALL TO READ IT, Y'ALL WONT REGRET IT!!!!!!!!!! stuff's so genius n well written the mindfuckery is absurd n I obv couldn't hold ma ass so I made a fuckton of fanart OUGHH GARRETT MY BELOVED WET STREET CAT <333

he's a reclusive loner who never gets a plucky band of comrades. he has no friends. his fences betray him. the only person who ever really works with him or shows him any respect is viktoria (in metal age) who had previously betrayed him and ripped his eye out (builder forbid women do anything)

he complains about being swept up in apocalyptic events non stop and not in a reluctant hero or 'woe is my heavy burden of duty' way, but just kinda bitches and moans about it while doing it anyway. even when he gives in and commits to helping his general vibe is "is this what we're doing now? okay" and his goal seems to be getting it over with so he can get on with his life

in the third game he finds a journal written about the downfall of the previous game's antagonist whom he destroyed (with the help of viktoria who really hard carried that mission with the treepocalypse thing and spare supplies while garrett spent 3 hours sitting on ledges waiting for twenty angry robots to de-aggro), and it attributes the victory to a religious cult's god

the handful of people who know what he did think he's a loser. and he IS a loser (affectionate) who thinks he's so cool and makes snarky quips to himself out loud while attempting to be stealthy. he is only one step removed from the kronk stealth scene in the emperor's new groove