Corey Champagne

For those who don't know, the Nigerian government have basically waged war on civilians in response to their protest to #EndSARS which is police brutality

This shit isn't acceptable anywhere else and it sure as hell won't be acceptable in Nigeria

Fuck the president for killing peaceful protesters and just know Nigerians are fed the fuck up and absolutely no good will come to this man for his crimes against humanity

*Gets into Heaven on a technicality*

Black Guy: Wooow, this place is beautiful!!!

Black Guy: Oh my God there’s so many people here

Black Guy: *looks around* aye, aye! Aunt Veronica, Aye its me

Aunt Veronica: *Flying by*

Black Guy: Dam… maybe she didn’t hear me.. she was pretty high up..

Black Guy: *Walking around* this place really is beautiful

Black Guy: omg is that.. AYE, AYE! Uncle Lennard, AYE its me man!

Uncle Lennard: *sitting on a bench* aw hell, they done let this negro in

Black Guy: *walks up* aye uncle, man im so glad to see you here

Uncle Lennard: hey man… so they let you in huh..

Black Guy: Yea man, but to be honest i barely got in. Bruh at the gate said that thanks to my blood donation i saved a few hundred people so it kinda balanced out everything.

Uncle Lennard: well ain’t that bout a bitch

Black Guy: Huh?

Uncle Lennard: nothin.. its nothin nephew.. *stands up* good to see ya.. *walks off*

Black Guy: Dam what was that about??

Black Guy: *walking around* i wonder what was up with Unc just now..

-An All White with Gold Trim Cadillac pulls up next to him-

Black Guy: *looks up* OMG!!! UNCLE CRAIG!!

Uncle Craig: *looks over* aww hell naw, no they didn’t!

Black Guy: Uncle Craig its me. What up baby!

Uncle Craig: Yea i see you nigga, they just lettin anyone in now huh?

Black Guy: Whatchu mean?

Uncle Craig: Aye, All Lives Matter i guess huh

Black Guy: All lives matter…. *Thinks*

Black Guy: *flash backs to him tweeting all lives matter against black protest*

Black Guy: *makes a deep gasp*

Uncle Craig: uh huh, you done fucked up big time nephew

Black Guy: look that was back in the past. i aint-

Uncle Craig: and don’t think we ain’t see those post you made talking mess about dark skin women

Black Guy: But i…

Uncle Craig: ooo wait till yo great ancestors see yo ass *skirrrts off*

Black Guy:

As im writing this, i kinda figured this could be pretty good for a lil series. Like a story talking about the history and effects of racism and colorism. Like a black satire or like a old school spike lee joint 🤔

Something different

Idk, Lemme know what y'all think. i can make this just a regular storytime post, or into a big story with chapters and junk..