𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐏𝐓.

anybody want a drink, i’ll be nice once and offer a few for free.

of course you think it’s funny. you just think everything is funny huh ?? i didn’t find it very amusing. oh i sadly do . . . you’re the only one i skate with. well, i mean your knee went snap crackle pop. LOL. don’t call me grumpykins or i’ll call you johnny bravo. pick your poison babygirl. i would. good, that’s what i like to hear from you - for you to shut up.

unfortunately . . . no. i haven’t.

what do i even do in london, does anyone have plans around here . . .

claudio cannoli is a bald mr clean bitch.

four years closer to a mid - life crisis. four years closer to 50 as well.

AND WILLLLLLLLLL.

do it. it’s the fuckin’ worst thing in the worldddddddd. it feels like they can’t stop, can’t they? i wish you luck on yours. do what you gotta do.

DEFINITELY. let’s spilt his money into two and take the cards.

i could never miss a free trip at all !! i miss you so much.

my what ??? did you just call my tits tater tots. what am i going to do with you . . . ? sigh. here you go, but hey, at least my knees have been in good shape. i know i look fantastic as always. grumpy whatthefuckdidyoucallmekins? you’re just asking to stay on my blocked list. i didn’t miss you ?? haven’t even thought of you. you’re really annoying.