i'm gonna just write a manual for the old people here so they can stop using us as google for their tiktok revelations

what about young people who don't know some of these lingos and tiktok revelations ?? can we get one too ??

My birthday is in 3 days so this faire is the perfect opportunity for everyone to celebrate me. You got 24 to think about it.

celebrate you ?? nah , i'll pass .

Is that ask an invitation to start shit up again? jk jk

being messy at dynamite ?? i can be . although there is a benefit of being considered the silent type is that you hear all because nobody realizes you are there .

i mean it is you after all so of course i would have said yes . i have never been able to say no to your pretty face . especially right now . i might not be all sociable .. but if you wang to have a cowgirl moment and it makes you happy then i am more than willing to forgo everything and tag along .

Is that ask an invitation to start shit up again? jk jk

don't joke about doing it .... you should . would be fun to watch them squirm .

a favor of me ?? well .... if it earns me brownie points with you i guess i can't say no . what's up gorgeous ??

i would sell my left arm for someone to bring me sushi from catch rn

i did open my ears and did i not just suggest learning to write with your left ?? i think you're the one who might need to open your ears .

what if i blow up my car and cry the fire out because i just spilt my brown sugar shaken espresso all through the front seat. this is it, you'll never hear from me again.

if it helps any .... i quite enjoyed laughing at your expense . i mean that in a very nice and funny way because i just pictured you burning down the world over split coffee and it was hilarious . there was something about ' i have a fat ass and a bad attitude ' involved and it was top shelf . i ruined our bonding moment ?? nooooo . come back . i'll give you a dorito that wasn't on the floor . it was and has been in the bag . gotta take that offer because i never share .

i would sell my left arm for someone to bring me sushi from catch rn

can always learn to write with your left .... right ?

what if i blow up my car and cry the fire out because i just spilt my brown sugar shaken espresso all through the front seat. this is it, you'll never hear from me again.

did i ?? .............. i don't remember . then again i forget what i do the majority of the time and half of this conversation i was just agreeing with you to make you feel less weird for being all dramatic over coffee sooooooo . 😬 anyway , gold star . shit i'm all out . want a dorito that fell on the floor but i have been too tired to grab ?? you'd have to come get it though .

If you aren't spending your Sunday night drinking and coloring in your pajamas... you aren't doing the weekend right.

what if you spent the whole weekend stoned , melted into the hotel bed and watching one piece ???

i would sell my left arm for someone to bring me sushi from catch rn

why specifically the left arm ??? the right arm doesn't sell good enough or something ???

what if i blow up my car and cry the fire out because i just spilt my brown sugar shaken espresso all through the front seat. this is it, you'll never hear from me again.

eh ... i don't really , not a dramatic kind of guy but i understand at least where you are coming from . at least from a wittiness perspective . wow , you didn't spill your drink ?? i'm ... i think this is the part where i ask if you'd like a gold star for not blowing up the entire world today .

If anyone wants to advice me to pack my suitcase for Smackdown, it’d be appreciated.

sometimes i can be . other times ??? don't really give it much energy .

If anyone wants to advice me to pack my suitcase for Smackdown, it’d be appreciated.

clothes . pack them . there is my advice . you're welcome in advance .

a ren faire, y’all are gonna be begging me to shut the fuck up but i’m locked in!!

glad i am not alone in skipping that phase in high school . not that it is bad or anything , i'm sure it is great , but knights and kings or queens that stuff didn't click with me . was more of a sports kind of guy ... or just lazy as fuck . however , i'm all up for trying new things these days . plus ... a giant turkey leg sounds great right now .