Shane doesnât realize he looks Like That because, despite being ranked as #1 Hottest Player in the MHL and getting numerous sponsorships, he thinks âitâs not like I get treated any differently in my daily life because of my looks, people arenât throwing themselves at me left and right, so it must not be a big deal.â
But the thing is, people DO throw themselves at Shane left and right, he just doesnât realize it.
The Voyagers are at a club and girls are eyeing him like the last steak in a tiger enclosure, but Hayden is about to bang his head on the table because Shane is in his usual Captain mode and paying zero attention to the girls. A few of the bolder ones approach him but heâs like âHi, can I help you?â and âoh sorry, Iâm on duty right now, I canât leave my teamâ and Hayden gives up, he just canât anymore. Jackie will need to step up and find this man a girl cuz Shane ainât gonna do it on his own.
At brunch with Rose, the waiter is checking him out hardcore and smiling flirtatiously. Rose teases him about it, and Shane is like â???? Heâs just doing his job? Isnât it his job to be friendly?â
Years later, Hayden and Rose are trading war stories of Shane being oblivious to human attraction and Ilyaâs just like, *shrug* you just need to be clear and direct with him, and Rose and Hayden both stare at him like âwhat do you mean?â
And thatâs how they learn that the way you get through to Shane about your intentions is you have to jerk off at him while looking him in the eye.




















