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https://t.co/Gz1HLQdtHp https://t.co/jTDuZVUtzD

not that my twitter has any reach whatsoever but i haven't seen the new quantity reported much and NYC just "strongly recommended" masks indoors again...

you can now order round 3 of free covid tests and this time they'll send you EIGHT (8!) instead of 4. if you missed any previous rounds you can order those too. https://t.co/wLEnjSqkRo

the "opt out of TSA bodyscanners in 2010 because you're an insufferable stubborn antiauthoritarian dork" to "choose deny/strictly necessary cookies in 2022 because you're still an insufferable stubborn antiauthoritarian dork but now you never go anywhere" pipeline

If you're bothered by the smell of the human waste on the floor of the train, well, that just means your mask isn't tight enough to prevent infection by the deadly airborne coronavirus. Couldn't be me!

We have Sayid. We have Sun. We have Sawyer. We have John Locke, played brilliantly by Terry O'Quinn. We have Hugo "Hurley" Reyes and Charlie. We have all these characters. https://t.co/b9tNDBh6tp

LAers would be even more annoying for calling highways "the xyz" too if they could tweet while driving

the bodega discourse is bad enough (it's just midwestern transplants amazed they don't have to drive) but an underrated annoying NYism is mentioning the train line a thing happened on. it's all the subway. it has no bearing on your story. shut up

when the dj is hitting but you fail to shazam https://t.co/reKG6VXMpc

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 13 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

turns out this is what being a librarian is like https://t.co/OzcMptahWq

brands, on knees, begging, crying, after i bought stuff on sale two weeks ago: please review our products ! me, not doing free labor when i already gave you money: no.

All my neurons reminding me why I do it https://t.co/0X7W3LQVyN

i already have half the people in this video muted (and you can still do that for free) https://t.co/uP4GXIkild

me every time i pass a community garden but ESPECIALLY at 2am when it's least likely to be open https://t.co/cD4hpGRVVe

imagined the worst possible thing: a Kryjstieyn Sinema fancam set to Cinema - Benny Benassi (Skrillex Remix)

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 13 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).