beauty is terror

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

it's literally so vital that you learn how to riff. how to banter. how to yes, and. your life will depend on it one day.

they invented a new low just for me

guy who's about to invent the webp file: what if there was a file format that made you suicidal

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

it's heinous how much my productivity has suffered since i've discovered "just chilling & having a nice time"

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead