#savage

i worked all day and i feel like so i’m late to this party?? anyways hi, i’m linds ( she/her ), and i’m hella hyped for this!!! okay okay, this is fave garbage girlfriend ruby and just a couple of things about her!!

-her full name is rubina alejandra nava, but she goes but ruby or alex or gremlin bc she’s actually in love with her camp came!! anyways, she will literally murder you if you ever tried called her by her full first name. she doesn’t even introduce herself as rubina to specifically limit the chances of being called that

-she’s from stockton, california, which is basically like the fucking crime capitol of ca!!! like i wish i was kidding, but stockton’s overall crime rate is 93% higHER THAN THE FUCKIN G NATION AL AVERAGE!!! YOU HAVE A 1 IN 18 CHANCE OF BEING A VICTIM TO SOME SORT OF CRIME!!!  WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! ( i looked up these statistics btw ) anyways, yes yes so she grew up constantly being on the edge bc dying and being dead is not something she wanted 

-she’s the youngest of three children, and the only child in her immediate family to be born in the states! her two older siblings were born in peru, like her parents!! unfortunately for her, there is quite a large age gap between her and her elder siblings, which means that even though she was technically the baby of her family, that did not last long at all bc her older sister gave birth like a year after ruby was born!! 

-as if that wasn’t enough, ruby’s parents always seemed to “”adopt”” the wild neighborhood kids that needed a place to crash and a plate to eat!! people were aLWAYS in and out of their house. she can’t even remember a single night when she didN’T HAVE TO share her bedroom with some straggler??? also growing up, there was never enough money to go around? how the heck could there be when you’re feeding 10+ mouths??? so she dressed in a lot of hand-me-downs, and there was a lot of clothes sharing between the boys and her. she grew up constantly battling for attention between all the hustle and bustle of her house, until eventually her mom missed one of her middle school flute recitals ( because she was caught up with her grandchild ), and ruby fucking decided no more. she was done trying to be special!!. i guess that’s where she decided to go ~*~hArDcOrE~*~ . she started dressing super gungey, stopped going to functions with her family, and just generally turned into a #teenager. her older brother took note of her change in behavior, and instead of being super cool and keeping from a stray path, he baSICALLY led her down it. he’s a drug dealer; mostly weed but he was just starting to venture into other things, and he basically just needed someone to sell petty drugs to kids. ruby was super easy to convince with the promise of money and some freedom, so she signed the fuc K RIght up!!!! what an idiot

-BEFORE I CONTINUE THIS BACKSTORY, LEMME TELL U THAT RUBY IS A BROOKSIDE REFORMEE!!! YEAH!!!! ANYWAYS!!!

-eventually it caught up with them, in her junior year of high school. someone ratted her out and the feds showed up at her house BUT!!! INSTEAD OF FESSING UP!!! HER BROTHER PINNED IT ALL ON HER!!!!!! WHAT A SELFISH ASSHOLE!!!! and anyways, that’s how ruby got herself sent to brookside!! wOW AMAZING!! WHERE SHE WORKS NOW!!!  she “””reformed””” but not without a shit attitude and a complete shut off of her family. she came back to brookside after getting her g.e.d. bc it pays better than average money, and they would take her despite her record!!! 

-and now here we are!!! she’s been a counselor at brookside for about three years??? and she actually enjoys it, don’t let her constant irritation fool you!!!

-she likes music, and skateboarding, and being angry, and ((( secretly ))) sticking it to the man. she likes pizza and hot dogs and vodka!! she hates wine lmao. she rejected everything about her culture when her mom disappointed her, but it’s been a long time since then, so she’s slowly trying to accept it all again. she curses a lot, in english and in spanish, and is frequently trying to convince non-spanish speakers that “quiero comer culo” means “i love u” in spanish lmao, so basically don’t trust her with translations!!! her end goal in life is to make enough money to live comfortably and by herself.