“One time, I said ‘yo quiero Taco Bell’ to Tony, and he straight up stopped feeding me for like a week.” Bullshit. She’d fasted in anger for a day when the chef told her that he would never feed anyone Taco Bell, but then came back the next morning and apologized for her rude behavior. ( Really, she was just starving, but that’s besides the point. ) “-- So I would suggest not being a turd about the food. It’s better than nothing.”












