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ultimate legend posts

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

“IM TRAPPED IN SNAILS BODY” written in snail slime on the ground

No hair dye strand test we dye like men

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

You weren't ugly 10 years ago, you were a kid, or a teenager, or just a human person. 10 years ago cameras weren't that good. We still used CDs. People had flip phones. 10 years ago Instagram wasn't a thing. I hate to say it but every year we spent perfecting our social media presence is not a glow up. A grainy picture of you just existing in the era before curated existence next to a perfectly lit and framed "candid" is not an accurate comparison... Be nicer to your younger self, man. Think about what it's telling the kids.

going to brine myself with sugar and salt, then hotbox my car with some nice alder wood chips to smoke myself like a salmon.... see you on the other side brother....

Someone that hasn’t seen Star Trek explain this.

it’s a picture of 4 people, 2 women & 2 men. they are dressed in colorful clothing and one of them has purple hair and eyebrows. the caption says “Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!”