Did it hurt when you fell from 7-Eleven?

happens

guess what the most common question I got from kids when I worked at a dinosaur paleontology exhibit was

like far and away. no contest. #1 thing I got asked every single day for years.

“why did you kill them?”

you’re gonna see this post and you’re gonna want to reblog it with your brand new smart idea for an approach that I should have tried that would really have gotten through to them. and you’d be wrong. I tried so so so many ways to both answer this question and to cut it off before it could be asked. none of them worked. it didn’t matter what I said. even if they were able to understand it they weren’t fucking listening because they were so preoccupied with wondering why I’d killed any given dinosaur and/or all dinosaurs. it was unrelenting.

in wigan hes as good as gone.....

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

what did you do

I fucked up so bad