just your average life enjoyer

not now kitten daddy's trying to break the pattern

I’m not anti porn or whatever but I just want y’all to know sex is of the devil and so is the moving picture

“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.

Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.

brb etching my one-star yelp review of the sheet metal supplier that sold us shitty copper on a granite slab

We are never going to give this guy a fucking break are we

Ea-nasir knows what he did.

But more importantly, WE know what he did. Because it got written down in some rocks.

I take back everything I ever said about my ancestors. Like sure I have anxiety and debt but at least I don’t have to fight a semi truck with teeth and an appetite. Fuck that noise.

Humans are Gods passion project where as Crabs are his job

the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off

I love when machinery gets really hot and starts smelling bad and destroying itself it's almost sexual. I didn't mean that

Wtf are booktubers what is 30 books in 30 weeks why are we applying sigma grindset to reading books

Literally go sit on the porch for an hour with a glass of lemonade. Fucking animals.

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school