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it is. sincerely really weird that 2016 nostalgia is a trend. like i knew this day would come but not for specifically 2016. the meme that year was about how this was the worst year ever for most people
I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.
the whole vaccine deal tbh
antidepressants
Yes these are all the work of wizards
Please pray for your German mutuals the sad gay cop show ended on a cliff hanger
Are you shorter or taller than prev?
shorter
exactly the same height
taller

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[indistinct squirrel conversation]
ik this isn't really on theme for this blog, but I'm hoping for a larger sample size so please humor me. In light of jokes like this^ I'd like to ask: does your country have an Independence Day, and if so, from whom?
Yes we do, and it's from Britain
Yes, but not from Britain
No, because others celebrate independence from us
No, because we are still not independent
No, for another reason
Secret 6th option I couldn't think of?
I don't know/I'm bald/it's infinitely nuanced and complex
Whatever the case, feel free to write long-winded explanations in the tags, I WILL read them!
Sparkle free fart anyone?
Item: Potion of Sparkle-Free Fart; cures the condition Sparkle Farts, in which the afflicted creature’s flatulence includes a cloud of pink glitter.
Horrific. Including both the potion and the disease in my games immediately.
Sparklefarts disease is named not after it primary symptom, but the gnome who first described and began experimenting with treatments, Dr. Oswald Sparklefart the 4th.
The Sparklefart name is an old and proud one in gnomish culture- translated from its origins in Older Penultimate Gnomish, it roughly means "they who leave the world more beautiful in their wake".
But back at the affliction-
It's a zoonotic disease that originally jumped from unicorns to humans under murky and suspect circumstances.
The most likely point of transfer was someone eating undercooked sausage made from unicorn intestines, as it's caused by the introduction of unicorn gut flora to the patient, rather than the popular urban myth about why unicorns like virgins so much.
While deeply embarrassing and difficult to clean up, the disease is not usually fatal on its own, but can exacerbate other disorders of the lower GI tract.
Sparklefarts disease does have therapeutic use as the introduction of the bacteria (Glitterati rosa) will overpower many other gastric infections and cure even the most aggravated cases of constipation, though it should be used with care to stay out of the resulting Blast Radius.
this turned into a long adhd rant whoopsie
it really does suck how people seem to downplay autism and adhd now lol. autism has been reduced to people who can mask and have low support needs and adhd hasn't really changed from its status as a joke.
i don't talk about adhd much but it probably gets in the way of me being able to function just as much, if not more than autism does (in my personal situation) when it comes to mental disability. not showering enough. not cooking. not cleaning my living space properly. forgetting to brush my teeth. dishes sitting in the sink for so long they start getting moldy. only being able to maybe do 1-3 tasks a day maximum because my brain can't organize itself enough to do more than that. difficulty committing to things and being consistent in overarching ways. being late to things a lot. highly impaired verbal recall so i forget things people say to me, forget verbal instructions, etc. on top of the other acutely stressful situations that come with memory and regulating my attention span (e.g. locking my keys in my car or locking myself out of my house when i have a very limited support network to remediate those situations.)
my meds barely touch this stuff for me and i'm not especially inclined to increase the dosage after bordering on psychosis when i was taking 40mg of vyvanse. i've just become so accustomed to living the way that i do (because my case is pretty bad afaik) so i can't just will myself to be another way. any efforts i make to change or be more organized and routine and consistent end up getting dashed away because i just cannot do it lol. my shit just doesn't work. adhd is a massive barrier between me and being a functioning person or being able to take care of myself. i'm pretty sure would still be a "gross" and unpalatable disabled person even if my muscles worked and i didn't have POTS/etc. that also get in the way of my hygiene and the cleanliness of my living space.
that doesn't even go into how other people react to it. a good chunk of physical and verbal abuse i faced from my family as a child was related to my adhd symptoms. i was diagnosed at a young age but my parents "forgot" it happened and it was never addressed otherwise. i got constantly called disgusting for my hygiene problems and was threatened with violence over it (on top of the times where i was actually getting assaulted.) people take my impaired verbal recall and lack of impulse control irt accidentally cutting people off or interrupting them personally, accusing me of not caring enough when it's something that is extremely difficult to be aware of or manage when adhd is a condition that distinctly involves impaired awareness of your own behavior.
so when i see shit like "just set alarms" or anything else that amounts to "you're not trying hard enough" or adhd not very much being a disability, especially when it's coming from other people w/ adhd, it kinda makes me wanna stab things with knives.
sure, it's not the worst condition ever, but just like most other disabilities, the way it affects everyone who is it is different and some are gonna be able to manage it better than others. sure, there a lot of really fucking annoying people (usually able-bodied) w/ adhd on social media that have large platforms and who very often profit from or encourage liberal pop psych bullshit when it comes to adhd, but it's still very much a disability. it can affect hygiene. it can affect employment or otherwise means of earning an income. it can affect our social lives and whether we have a support system. it can affect whether someone can keep their house from getting infested with bugs or mold. it is very much something that causes dysfunction in ways that aren't nearly as cutesy as the little comics you might see on instagram are drawn.
just remember that.
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What level of cooking are you at right now? (Descriptions below)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Secret level (describe in tags)
You might find that you relate to multiple levels, choose whatever you feel most accurately reflects your day to day cooking experience. I'm curious what everyone's experience is! I've gotten up to level 4 before but I'm more at a level 2 now.
Level 1: I don't use or have a full kitchen. Meals are prepared for me or I eat ready made food. I can reheat in the microwave.
Level 2: I use the kitchen sparingly. I will heat food in the microwave, on the stovetop, and/or in the oven. I am comfortable adding simple ingredients together for a meal (cereal and milk, granola, yogurt, and fruit). I can prepare simple things on the stovetop like instant ramen, instant mac, pasta or rice.
Level 3: I use the kitchen often. I am comfortable following simple recipes. I can prepare fruits and vegetables with a knife. I follow recipes with multiple steps (chop then pan-fry, boil then bake). My recipes often include multiple seasonings or sauces. I will handle raw meat like ground beef or turkey (if applicable)
Level 4: I use the kitchen everyday. I often use recipes with many steps or make meals with multiple side dishes. There are some dishes I don't use a recipe for, or I can make up simple recipes. I am comfortable handling most types of raw meat (think chicken breast, steak) and do so regularly (if applicable)
Level 5: I use the kitchen multiple times a day. I don't use written recipes very often. I can create dishes from whatever food is on hand. I make complex meals often. I can prepare any type of raw meat (full chicken or turkey, butchering your own food)
The Approaching Fall
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Ferns on upturned roots
Ya know the english language is generally fine and all but y'all just don't have decent words for some german essentials
For example I will never not hate the english word for Brötchen
I mean I know if I say either bread roll or bun people are gonna generally understand what I mean but neither of those words actually encompass the full range of german Brötchen
To me this is a bread roll:
And this is a bun:
But both of those words do not feel correct for any of these things:
Those are proper Brötchen and calling them bread roll or bun just feels so wrong

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AuDHD-havers, are your hyperfixations and special interests the same thing? What do you call them?
Yes, and I call them special interests.
Yes, and I call them hyperfixations.
Yes, and I call them both hyperfixations and special interests.
No, my hyperfixations and special interests are different.
No, and I don't have hyperfixations, only special interests.
No, and I don't have special interests, only hyperfixations.
Yes/no, but I call them something else (comments?)
I used to have special interests as a kid kinda lost them when the depression and chronic fatigue hit - but I still have hyperfixations. I used to have hyperfixations on parts of my special interests but I can just have them on anything
Hey, do you have any more pics of bears doing human things? Like the one in the car. My lectures are starting soon and I need some drawing references for them and would kinda like making some kind of "series" with bears in places they shouldn't be
you're in luck friend! we have a whole folder for bears doing human things (in addition to the folder we have on bears in places they shouldn't be)
please make sure to share the completed beart!
Thank you!!! I will do my best to not forget sharing my results! Also I would really like to see more of these folders!