raisin toast at waffle house

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

--

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

--

yknow, to introduce me (No Bob, Raul, or Murray yet, sorry superfans)

NATE SHAPIRO

𑣲⋆ He, Helen, and Mavis are college friends, and started You Don't Know Jack together

𑣲⋆ Despite not being the best at it, they're often put in mediator roles purely because their voice calms people down

𑣲⋆ It's a running gag that every employee has dated Nate at one point or another, and if they haven't, that it's only a matter of time

𑣲⋆ They can play a good selection of instruments, though none of them above average

𑣲⋆ He wishes Buzz could see how talented she is at anything but being Nate himself

BUZZ LIPPMAN

✶⋆.° She's intersex (Klinefelter Syndrome)

✶⋆.° After The Ride, he does engineer work for the company with Ando and Tom

✶⋆.° She wears a badge to avoid being kicked out of the studio, even though it only happened once

✶⋆.° Elevator Lady is fond of him, though that fondness may, in part, be pity

✶⋆.° ooh ee ooh she looks just like buddy holly

COOKIE MASTERSON

𔓐 He was hired through a blind date with Nate, though neither care to tell the story

𔓐 Those violent tendencies of his come from his mother's side of the family

𔓐 Mavis had him do vocal warm-ups with Ray after his promotion to help with his Brooklyn accent peaking the studio mics

𔓐 Schmitty and Cookie became friends during their years as crew, and now continuously drift apart and back together

𔓐 He has one of those faces that you're sure you recognize from somewhere

GUY TOWERS

ᯓ★ He does different style eyeblack for every show (Nate is an especially big fan of the gimmick)

ᯓ★ If you can name a sport, he's at least given it the ol' college try. Coincidentally, most of these sports tend to be tried during college

ᯓ★ He's picky about his superstitions, a notable one being that he won't go out without a hat, which he insists is a luck thing

ᯓ★ Buzz looks up to him, and he can tell, so he tries to go easier on the kid than other people tend to

ᯓ★ Despite his hatred of arguing, he and Schmitty get along rather well

SCHMITTY

𖦹๋࣭⭑ He's one of three triplets, Sandy (L!F!F!) being his older sister

𖦹๋࣭⭑ Unfortunately for him, ghosts seem to like him (he does NOT reciprocate)

𖦹๋࣭⭑ Mavis was the one who brought him onto the team, and out of all of the crew at the studio, Schmitty gets along with her best, though they often butt heads

𖦹๋࣭⭑ If he were asked to play fuck, marry, kill on the other hosts, he'd fuck Cookie, marry Guy, and kill Nate, only because he doesn't think he can physically kill the other two

💞Ships Week 2026: #1 – #20 💞

It's the big one! Welcome to the final day of ships week. Here are your top 20 ships of the last year, with the full list under the cut:

1. Byler +22 Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things

2. Spamtenna Spamton & Ant Tenna, Deltarune

3. Jayvik Jayce & Viktor, Arcane

4. Phan +4 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers

5. Sonadow +14 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog

6. Hollanov Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov, Heated Rivalry

7. Polytrix Rumi & Zoey & Mira, KPop Demon Hunters

8. Buddie -1 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

9. Destiel -4 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

10. Krusie Kris Dreemurr & Susie, Deltarune

11. Caitvi +74 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane

12. Superbat +31 Superman & Batman, the DC Universe

13. Pureshadow* Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie, the Cookie Run franchise

14. Stobotnik Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog

15. Radiostatic Alastor & Vox, Hazbin Hotel

16. Gelphie Glinda Upland & Elphaba Thropp, Wicked

17. Pazzi Paige Bueckers & Azzi Fudd, WNBA players

18. Radioapple -12 Lucifer Morningstar & Alastor, Hazbin Hotel

19. Bucktommy -7 Evan Buckley & Tommy Kinard, 9-1-1

20. Hannigram -7 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal