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Hello Ofc. one of the clips of all time.

the second photo, they're obscured in the back lol

i swear these are not figments of my imagination but i don't have sources on hand rn... there's a picture of them sitting next to each other on a bus (or maybe some other mode of transportation?? was it a rollercoaster? TRYING REALLY HARD TO REMEMBER RN) floating around somewhere on the internet. im trying so hard to find the picture because it's SO vivid in my mind but i guarantee u that one is #real and #canon.

Personally I've been thinking of them going on ice cream dates Just cause of that one tweet where Bacon mentions Planet forced him to change his ice cream flavour from mintchoco to something else so he could eat it too lol

also, what last anon said about Planet speaking russian to Bacon, I always found calling ur partner petnames from ur own language so cute. I'd imagine Planet calling Bacon something of the sort. I searched up "russian petnames" just now to figure this out LOL

They're all so cute but I'm not gonna type out what I saw on google In fear of embarrassing myself.

I've just been thinking of them being a cute couple lol

hi anon i have not been on a spacewaffles rpf mental wavelength recently but i saw a post completely unrelated to them... that lit a flame to the extremely flammable material that my brain is made out of. and then i blinked and had a wall of text in front of me so here u go

was it casual when i would choose to sit next to you on every bus ever on every seat ever even the ones not meant for two. was it casual when we'd go on late night walks together. was it casual when i'd choose whatever ice cream flavour you wanted so we could share. was it casual when we'd lie next to each other in a room full of people? was it casual when i'd always choose the space next to you? was it casual when "in season 4 didn't you love him?" was it casual when "are they talking in your ear again?" was it casual when "well the person i care about doesn't log on anymore so i got some new teammates". was it casual when "i knew he was gonna do it." was it casual when 3 years of my life revolved around you? was it casual getting to know each other through blocks on a screen? was it casual when the game became more? was it casual when you left and i haven't felt the same ever since? was it casual when i think of all my new teammates in comparison to you? was it casual when i could never say it to your face because i was terrified? was it casual when i surrendered to your killing blow. was it casual when i loved the look on your face because it meant you were alive. was it casual when i tore hearts out of my own chest so i could revive you. WAS IT CASUAL WHEN ALL I WANTED WAS TO KEEP YOU ALIVE A MINUTE LONGER WHEN YOU DIDN'T WANT TO STAY. was it casual when the game was real life was the game again? was it casual-

this kinda goes from rpf to minecraft which was not the intention but a result of my natural stream of consciousness. really that's the compelling part of spacewaffles to me <3 the beauty of having a virtual space where you can touch and punch and kill and draw blood as a vessel for all the desires their real life selves harbour but cannot act upon. out of sheer distance.

this is entirely a 180 from them being a cute couple and more What Kinda Crazy Situationship is This 😅 sorry my mind does not operate on cute spacewaffles ever i have a deep rooted need to make them suffer. and to get a Little Opinionated: they would never be in a normal relationship because bacon would never be normal about his sexuality EVERRRRR. and that is a brick cemented to the walls of my skull. which is why i really struggle with writing them being cute because of the cognitive dissonance there.

not to doom-ify spacewaffles and make them punching bags for a tragedy but. yeah there's definitely a balance. that i'm still trying to work on myself. im constantly reiterating my characterization of them because my understanding of them from years ago is not the same understanding i have now

for cute perhaps consider spacewaffles pillow fighting. have i talked about that on this blog yet. well i forgot but it's a scene from a scrapped wip

Idk if I'll be back but I'll sign off Justtt in case... - 🪾

omg ur sign off emoji doesn't show up 4 me.. i will never know ;(

hey so. yeah. i think about this all the time. also had a Theoretical scene planned around this in an au of mine but i fear im scared about writing about it happening because i don't want to absolutely Butcher it for people who actually speak the language LOOOOL.

basically the scene went like planet saying smth in russian to bacon consistently (maybe along the lines of good job?? or some other nice thing idk) until bacon's finally like what the hell does that mean. planet obviously doesn't tell him. so bacon's left piecing together the sounds of the phrase, trying to put it into google translate and shit to figure out what planet said. out of curiosity of course because there is nothing weird about replaying your Ex-Best Friend Turned Kinda Friend Again But It's Different Now's voice in your head and dissecting the tone, the cadence of it until you get it Down. long story short he doesn't get it down for a very very long time