assorted sandwich creme cookie

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

so far "count the rice" is like "what if a game show was actually an escape room, but what if the escape room was actually the inferno and you have to climb your way out of several layers of hell"

imagine being in a club in 1983 and DJ's like here's a new one and blue monday starts playing. i would've left the club injured.