Buzz buzz motherfucker

Buzz buzz bitch 👺

we as a society really ought to bring back advice animals, that really was the Peak of memes

This is the best fucking thing I’ve seen all week.

Concept - Your smartphone breaks. You can take it to any appropriately skilled person to have it fixed. It has been designed for easy disassembly and repair. The parts are available and standardized. You are not forced to buy a new one or spend extreme prices for a replacement part. Planned obsolescence doesn’t exist and things are designed to last a long time - to be upgradable and customizable without needing to invest in an entirely new unit every year. 

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11