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sports when I don't really care: this is fun!! ooh good shot haha yay :)
sports when I care so much: tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts
That reminds me, my previous boss used to do this type of accent (well, not country accents except British, but speech impediments or "geek" accents) alllll the time to sound funny, and it made me cringe so bad and I wish I had come on him a little stronger than I did bc you know, boss
not to bitch about this every time i see it but i think you, Yes, You, should say something the next time you hear someone making fun of speech impediments, yes even if they're doing it to make fun of someone who sucks and who doesn't actually have that impediment. there is no reason on earth why you have to mock people with rhotacism in the process of making fun of elon musk, a man who literally does not even have said impediment
shitty male doms do enough embarrassing and misogynistic unsolicited chicanery for you to be able to make fun of them without launching into the "hewwo pwincess" thing, it's unfunny and moreover it's just aimlessly cruel to people who have done nothing wrong
godddd this guy sucks so much it's like he's part of a group of people i deem genetically inferior and undeserving of unmocked existence in public 😂 no bro it's not ableism it's just, like, wouldn't it be funny if he had difficulty with a part of daily life like speech, thus rendering him worth less than other human beings 😂🤣

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PAS L'HUILE D'OLIVE !!!
Every time that one coworker uses the correct pronouns for me it's like, i'm insanely attracted to you right now
Les résultats sont là : Obélix est officiellement* notre Mister Tumblr !
(*Je sais que ce résultat est sujet à controverse du fait de la nette influence des tumblrinas non-francophones sur ce dernier vote, mais à moins que vous n'insistiez, je n'ai pas l'intention de faire un rematch)
Merci encore pour votre participation, la propagande, les fanarts, les memes et votre patience avec mon organisation parfois douteuse <33 Je vous dis peut-être à bientôt pour une prochaine édition, et d'ici là, si vous voulez encore des tournois francophones, rappel que le @tournoi-des-femmes-de-vos-vies est toujours en cours, et que le @tournoi-persos-non-binaires-fr prends encore les candidatures !
Bravo Obelix ! Tu le mérites.
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Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach as Simon 'The Convict' Iron Lung (2026) dir. Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach

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Military conscription is so fucked up
Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.
i truly do think that most people if confronted with it and pressed on it would agree. but it's comfortable to gain privileges from someone else's suffering, especially if you don't have to see that suffering directly.
it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

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Thank you Alice Crazy for understanding women 🫡
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