never forget the time itachi trash talked kakashi during their first showdown with absolutely zero problem and then was like “KISAME WE NEED TO LEAVE” the second gai showed up

Reminder that every Uchiha is canonically terrified of the straight up ass whooping powerhouse that is Might Gai. Itachi decided to run away from Gai, Gai beat Obito’s ass twice, and Madara acknowledged Gai’s ability to absolutely crush him and his rib cage even though he was basically a ninja god.

Sasuke got completely squashed by Lee and never tried to get his win back because he knew better than to throw hands with Konoha’s beautiful green beast

Nice

You should break up with her then

but BUT what if you’re gay AND a law enforcer?

then you’re a traitor to the community

What about Captain Holt???

do y’all realize that this is what we mean when we say that pro-cop propaganda is real and tragically effective

Brooklyn 99 isnt real. Captain Holt is a good LGBT cop because hes not real. B99 is a great show and its okay to love it but you gotta understand that its a romanticized depiction of the police force and you should never use their depictions of officers as real examples. Dont succumb to pro-cop propaganda

you ever get drunk on shit whiskey and hallucinate your best friend as a young woman telling you how stupid you are for not telling your sons necromancy is bad

Hot take: Eddie Brock and Carol Danvers are on opposite ends of the bisexual spectrum being disaster bi and functional bi respectively. Smack dab in the middle is Steve Rogers who manages to be a huge mess while somehow still having people see him as one of the sanest people in the room.

Valkyrie got drunk and fell off the spectrum. she now exists in a void where all those things apply to her at once

Quantum Bi

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