Wildling

oracle, ban this guy

Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰

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ALSO HE MADE ANOTHER POST ABOUT MAKING HIS GF PANCAKES!!!!

transcript:

My girlfriend had a really long week and was tired. I know she likes pancakes and chocolate so I wanted to surprise her with chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast in bed on her day off. I snuck out of bed early and I followed the directions on the box exactly, but i was worried the batter was going to be too thick with the chocolate chips so I added a bit more milk. Then it was too runny so I had to add more flour, then it was way too thick. So I didnt want to water it down anymore and said fuck it, but then they werent cooking properly. I also tried to make a heart with the chocolate chips but between the thickness of the batter and geberal spatula fuckery they came out more like scrambled pan muffin egg cakes and there was no heart.

You guys, her face just lit up and she was so happy with my pancake mess. She kept putting her fork down to kiss me and the way she looked at me… like its weird to type but I really feel like im something, or like im SOMEBODY you know. It was that same feeling where, I guess I felt really proud of myself for doing something like that, I mean I was pretty shy cause they weren’t nice pancakes but she said I made her happy….

I’m sorry for posting this here again. I just really dont have an outlet where i can talk about romantic stuff like this, people around me arent about that kind of thing but really, being with her and doing these nice gentle things…

The first image is of a post on the subreddit off my chest by user expensive till 9. The title reads, My girlfriend washed my hair today. The post reads, It felt so good. We don’t normally shower together but today we did. Nothing sexual happened or anything but I just feel so on cloud nine right now. When I reached for the shampoo she said wait and grabbed it herself and started running it through my hair lathering it over my scalp and massaging my head. I swear it felt so good I just shut my eyes and felt like I was floating. Then she took the soap and started sudsing me up and used her body to spread it all over me and rinsed me clean using her hands to splash me and running her fingers through my hair and spending like a good five minutes just rinsing my hair and kissing my back and chest. It was almost surreal. I feel so incredibly loved right now I almost got overwhelmed and started crying from being so happy while she was doing it. I’ve never had a girlfriend be so gentle and make me feel like this. I’ve always been with people who were very cold and I’m not used to this feeling and I’ve got no one I can really express things like this too which when I think of it is really pretty screwed up. I love her so much.

The second image is of a text post it reads, On his first birthday that we were together I surprised my boyfriend with dinner reservations and a room at a quaint B and B near the posh area of our city. I called the place in advance to make sure that they gave us a suite with a large tub, thinking it would be romantic to bathe together for the first time and pop some bubbly in a bubble bath to celebrate his day. After dinner I filled the tub, chilled the champagne and asked him if he would get in first and let me suds him up and wash his hair. Rather abruptly he became uncharacteristically hesitant and shy and after much persuasion he eventually obliged but I felt poorly because I thought he would be more enthusiastic about my idea. First I scrubbed him carefully from shoulder to feet with soap and a sponge he was totally mute and my heart sank but I was determined to finish the night on a high note and took my time stopping to squeeze him gently or massage his muscles. Then as he leaned back against my lap while I washed his face I noticed tears streaming down his face he was silently weeping. Weeping. This is a stoic man I let him cry and finished his hair and as I handed him something to drink he confided in me that no one had ever washed his hair or made such tender gestures towards him that weren’t explicitly sexual. My boyfriend is not a young man I’m profoundly happy to be in his life to provide love and affection but it pains me deeply to think about the decades he spent doing without.

The third image is of a screenshot from Brooklyn nine nine, the character looks lost in thought and the caption below him reads, Preparing food for one’s lover is the most intimate gift of all. Aside from washing their hair.

The fourth image is transcribed below the image.

The fifth image is a screenshot of some tags from this post and they read, let’s stop erasing that men need intimacy and care and tenderness too and keep awareness that it’s still a problem directly tied to misogynies and toxic masculinity.

This is the third state to pass this felony ban on trans care.

On the same day, Alabama passed another bill banning trans youth from gendered public spaces (like bathrooms), and a third bill banning any discussion of LGBTQ+ topics in schools.

Half of all U.S states are moving these exact same bills through their legislatures at lightning speeds, including my home state where I transitioned as a minor.

Texas is an honorable mention because, although banning trans medical care is not a state law, the governor has directed the families, doctors, and teachers of trans minors to report them to the state on counts of child abuse and separate them from their families.

States that have banned trans children from playing school sports are: MT, ID, SD, IA, WV, UT, AZ, TX, OK, AR, TN, MS, AL, and FL.

States that have banned any mention of LGBTQ+ topics in public schools are: MT, AZ, OK, TX, LA, MS, AR, TN, AL, and FL.

These have all happened in the last year with little to no media coverage or cis outrage. The states with Republican-dominated legislatures that haven’t yet passed all three of these bills will continue to propose them every single legislative session until they pass.

Tommy innit (the kid who was exiled) put himself through recreations of traumatic experiences in some twisted version of exposure therapy

someone asked what the camarvan was and i had to explain that it was the catalyst for the creation of l’manburg and also a drug van

some kids tried to recreate the final control room betrayal for a school project but the kid playing eret (the traitor in the lmanburg war for independence and also my boss) stood on top of the chest for the infamous line and fucking fell off and broke their nose

someone tried to steal the camarvan

some kid doing a project on heredity said they had to pick one famous figure and for some goddamn reason they picked Wilbur soot so i had to explain the bastards fucked up family tree and i have never seen someone so confused (kid if you’re out there good luck on your project)

someone who knew Far too much about soot came and demanded we add an exhibit dedicated to his sand-eating habits

someone tried to defend dream and i just left bc what the Fuck

one day my boss said they were going to some cult banquet (i don’t handle the egg shit that’s my coworkers domain) and i got to spin in their office chair

heard later the cult banquet ended with multiple murders. not surprised.

got an assignment to hang up a “historically significant painting” but it was just a picture of first gentleman ranboo my beloved in a locket with his name??? but yknow his husband has nukes so I’m not gonna protest

some kid called the front desk at like midnight and asked if being straight was ok. first of all why the fuck are you calling a history museum second of all i was really confused and panicked and said “what’s a straight” and hung up so uh sorry kid

I am concerned about this culture of combing through years of people’s social media accounts, looking for “problematic” shit they’ve done. I am concerned with the whole culture of using “call outs” as a tool to harass and ostracize users large and small. I am concerned about the malice we spread behind people’s backs, in screenshots and posts they aren’t able to see. I am concerned with this culture of demanding apologies for things said years ago, things already outgrown and regretted, and of ignoring those apologies even while pilling on more censure. I’m concerned about this whole culture of accusation and misinformation, where the most outrageous claims and holier-than-thou performances are rewarded with notes and views, even as facts are ignored and context removed. I am concerned about the lack of accountability, the way the accused is given no opportunity to defend themselves from the onslaught, the way their responses and explanations go ignored, the way any charge can be made at any time on any evidence, with no ability to appeal or exonerate. I’m concerned about the way this culture targets minority users and turns their own communities against them. I’m concerned about the actually harmful and predatory behavior that is lost in the bog, and how we have lost the ability to distinguish between shades of gray with any level of sanity. And I am concerned by the sheer number of people who fail to realize they are perpetuating bullying and harassment.

I am enormously concerned with the way people who are “called out” are never forgiven, never allowed to make amends, never allowed to grow, how their efforts to learn and do better are ignored even while strangers callously repeat and reblog and retweet the same criticisms ad nauseam.

And I see this everywhere, happening to anyone. And yes, this applies to larger accounts and youtubers and “influencers,” and a bunch of content creators who may or may not be making a decent living off of their work, but who are certainly not “rich and powerful celebrities.” (Because apparently we spend so much time in online microcosms that ya’ll can’t tell the difference???) Christ, my blog isn’t nearly as large as some people seem to think, it’s obscure by most measures, and still I’ve been the target of mass harassment for years. I’ve seen bad and watched others go through worse, seen users with far larger and far smaller followings driven off of this and other platforms—driven off with a violence and bloodthirst that had nothing to do with making a community safer and everything to do with a toxic culture gone wrong. Fucking fix this already.