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vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft
The idea that unicorns are only able tamed and captured by virgins originated as a medieval joke. The idea was that it took a mythical creature to catch a mythical creature.
There was once an English minstrel called Roland the Farter. He was awarded lands by the king on the condition that he turn up to the court every Christmas to perform his characteristic âwhistle, leap and a fartâ. His children could keep the lands after his death if they learnt and performed the same trick.
There is graffiti from the Norse invaders that reads (roughly) â I slept with Ingiborg, the most beautiful woman in the world â
A close friend of Alexander the Great named Dioxippus, once told one of his generals, named Coragus, to stop being so up himself, Coragus took offence and challenged him to a duel in front of all of his troops unaware that Dioxippus was a champion of Pankration, Ancient Greek Wrestling. Coragus turned up with all of his weapons and armour, Dioxippus turned up naked with a club, lathered in Olive Oil. The match was over in about 5 mins and Coragus got his arse well and truly kicked.
When an army of Swedes went off to war with the Norwegians, they left all the women to manage everything, however, in the village of Smaland, right on the Southern Border, they were attacked by an opposing force of Danes. The women, led by a woman named Blenda, responded to this by inviting the invaders in, feeding them, making them comfy and basically having a massive party to get them REALLY drunk. When all the invaders all passed out, the women slaughtered them all with anything they could find, and when the men came back, the King was so impressed that he basically granted them a bunch of new rights that were previously unavailable to them. From that point on, all daughters had the right to inherit property, money and land equally with their brothers, and were allowed to wear military-style garments around town and at their weddings. Â They were also given the prestigious right to wear the Royal Coat of Arms on their clothing â a tradition that has lasted to this day.
The term in Chess âCheckmateâ is thought to have come from the Persian term âShah Matâ which means âThe King is deadâ.
Captain Benjamin Hornigold, the mentor to Edward âBlackbeardâ Teach, once captured a ship just so he could steal all of the crewâs hats, because his crew had gotten drunk the night before and thrown all of theirs overboard.
NapolĂŠon Bonaparte, the Corsican soldier who eventually became the Emperor of France following the French Revolution and Maximilien de Robespierreâs âReign of Terrorâ, was terrified of cats.
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Anthropologists now think that the primary reason human beings first settled down en masse and took up agriculture may have been to facilitate beer-making. So basically, civilization exists because a bunch of our ancestors wanted to get their drink on.
The modern mental image we have of Jesus Christ, originating from Renaissance art? That whole âpale dark-haired pretty boy with long curls and soulful eyesâ thing?Â
Is actually strongly based on the visage of Il Principe himself: Cesare Borgia.
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