How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two?
One…
… or two?
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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two?
One…
… or two?

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I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
Why not. Do me a solid Roger
roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.
C’mon Roger. I need you.
If roger can hook me up with a guy that’d be great
These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.
5/7 would read again
I didn’t know that I needed this until now.
me: *holds doggy* doggy: *is hold*
i feel calm and at peace w the world
BABY.

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Is Simba actually a metaphor for The Dress?
im goi g to shit
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
sometimes he is also a she. it depends what game we’re playing and what mood bmos in.
genderfluid BMO
Every time i get home this happens.

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Sleepy bo cat :)
Tired bo

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Nom nom nom.
(Bo doesn’t bite hard enough to hurt a fly, so he’s not going to hurt himself doing this.)
Bo checking on the neighbour.