Platonic Ghosting

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

hey!! wanna donate for a cause?? what’s the cause you mean?? oh it’s me. im the cause

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

anyways i will be okay and so will the girl reading this

being 23 is like being 22 but youre 23

waiting for millennials to get blamed for killing black friday