Better than a kick in the face...sometimes.

Basil at the door, windows, or scattered in the home will increase money. 

Lay thorny branches on your doorstep to keep evil from your dwelling. 

Eat a pinch of Thyme before bed, and you will have sweet dreams. 

Place chips of Cedar wood in a box with some coins to draw money to you. 

Carry an Anemone Flower with you to ward against illness. 

Hang a bit of Seaweed in the kitchen to ward evil spirits. 

Keep a jar of Alfalfa in your cupboards to ensure the prosperity of your house. 

Burn Allspice as an incense to draw money or luck to you, as well as speed healing. 

Cut an Apple in half, and give one half to your love to ensure a prosperous relationship. 

Carry an Avocado pit with you to let your inner beauty shine outwardly. Avocado is also an aphrodisiac. 

Strawberries are an aphrodisiac. 

Place a piece of cotton in your sugar bowl to draw good luck to your house. 

Celery is an aphrodisiac. 

Place Almonds in your pocket when you need to find something. 

Scatter Chili Peppers around your house to break a curse. 

Carrying a packet of strawberry leaves will help ease the pains of pregnancy. 

Scatter some sugar to purify a room. 

Throw rice into the air to make rain. 

Carry a potato in your pocket or purse all winter to ward against colds. 

Eat five almonds before consuming alcohol, to lighten the effects of intoxication. 

Place a pine branch above your bed to keep illness away. 

Chew celery seeds to help you concentrate. 

Carry of chunk of dry pineapple in a bag to draw luck to you. 

Ask an orange a yes or no question before you eat it, then count the seeds: if the seeds are an even number, the answer is no. If an odd number, yes. 

Eat olives to ensure fertility. 

Toss Oats out your back door to ensure that your garden or crop will be bountiful. 

Eat mustard seed to ensure fertility. 

Place Lilacs around your house to rid yourself of unwanted spirits. 

Eat Lettuce to drive lustful thoughts from your mind. 

Rub a Lettuce leaf over your forehead to help you sleep. 

Add Lemon juice to your bathwater for purification. 

Eat grapes to increase psychic powers. 

Carry a blade of grass to increase your psychic powers. 

Smell Dill to get rid of hiccups. 

If you place a Dill sachet over your door, those who wish you ill can not enter your home. 

Place cotton on an aching tooth, and the pain will ease. 

Burn cotton to cause rain. 

Place pepper inside a piece of cotton and sew it shut to make a charm to bring back a lost love. 

Carry a small onion to protect against venomous animals. 

Eat grapes to increase fertility. 

Place a sliced onion in the room of an ill person do draw out the sickness. 

Place an onion underneath your pillow to have prophetic dreams. 

Place morning glory seeds under your bed to cure nightmares. 

Walk through the branches of a maple tree to ensure that you will have a long life. 

Mix salt and pepper together and scatter it around your house to dispel evil. 

Smell peppermint to help you sleep. (-B.D: I’ve heard Peppermint keeps you awake. At least it does for me. Try it and see what happens. If it keeps you awake, then use Lavender for sleep instead).

Hang a pea pod containing nine peas above the door to draw your future mate to you. 

Eat a peach to assist in making a tough decision. 

Carry peach wood to lengthen your lifespan. 

Carry a walnut to strengthen your heart muscle.

Welcome to Eating While Single! I’m single! And I sometimes eat weird random shit! Because #NoPartnerNoRules! Ain’t nobody around to judge me, so fuck it! But here’s the thing, I KNOW I’m not the only single person out there living this life of questionable culinary choices. I know you had a bowl of cereal three times yesterday, Greg! And katarina, a pickle wrapped in lunch meat? Get it, sister! I personally have eaten nothing but saltine crackers with peanut butter and jelly on them for a whole month straight. I’ve also definitely made nachos with stale chips and pasta sauce before. Shit happens. It’s food. It’s here. I don’t have to satisfy anyone else with it. So I’ll eat it. Been there too? Then please, #ShareYourShame*!! Submit a pic of your #dinnerforone and details of what it is. Also, feel free to submit one-person quick meals that are actually delicious! Let’s make this a community site for singles who have a good sense of humor about themselves and like to talk about food! Share away single babes!

Sad single person meal #1: I work at a grocery store, so I get a lot of expired food, much of which does not actually go well together for creating a recipe. You might think that by working in a grocery store that I’d be doing more shopping around some of the free and expired food I get, but you’d be wrong. Instead, I end up with foods from different styles of cuisine that I try to throw together. Like the food pictured here. The details: -Expired pad see ew noodles that required blanching, so I decided to put them in a bowl filled with water and microwave them for 2 minutes instead. -a jar of pasta sauce -expired frozen eggplant cutlets pan-fried in olive oil.

I have been experiencing issues with a lot of negative self talk lately so I decided to do something about it!

What you need: basil, rosemary, thyme, sandalwood incense, lavender oil. Optional: sigil for cleansing or purification.

What you do: put the herbs in a fire safe container one at a time, imbuing them with intent, asking them to help purify your mind. If you made a sigil draw it on paper and place the fire safe container on top of it. Put five drops of lavender oil in on top of the herbs. Light the incense then place it in the container.

Write down your negative self talk in statements on pieces of paper. Burn them one by one (I used a lighter instead of a candle) and as you do this repeat: “As herbs bless and fire sway, let my troubles burn away.”

Samantha Bee perfectly explains why “girl power” doesn’t mean anything– right now

We tell girls they can grow up to be anything, but what does that mean when workplace harassment is so common? Samantha Bee is on it. And she has one totally simple solution.

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