Don Juan in Soho, a reflection
All you need to know is…..it’s fucking hilarious.
I won’t make this uber spoiler-y for those of you waiting to see it. All you need to know is that it is hysterical and, frankly, not nearly as awkwardly racy as I thought it would be.
Yes, your Friendly Neighborhood Ace™, who can sometimes be squicky about sexy things, did not squirm one iota during THE notorious hospital scene (or other scenes)…in fact, I died laughing.
ALSO, DJ’s monologue at the end? 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 So hilariously relevant. And I’m willing to bet that was ALL David speaking those lines.
The special effects? 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
The singing and dancing? 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 YES. YES YES YES. HOOOOOOOOO MY GOD. It’s all I’ve ever wanted out of life, to see David to sing and dance. Bye everyone. 👋🏾 I’m going with that statue off stage.
David deliciously slouching in a chair…..quite a bit.
David’s deliciously rumpled hair……leave me here, please.
They misprinted the cast list. David’s thigh made a very strong cameo, as did his chest hair. David in a suit….that boy is fucking FINE.
Those of you waiting to see it…bring your smelling salts, because I’m not sure you’ll make it through.
Spend the £4 on the program and the £9.99 on the script….WITH DAVID’S SEXY FACE ON IT.
I know people want to see him play nice roles, and I acknowledge what you’re saying, but David is right in his wheelhouse. He loves playing sadistic arseholes and he does it SO well and you can tell he loves it and he’s having so much fun. And to see him play it in person…god, it’s a thing of beauty.
I did go to the stage door, and David did make a brief appearance. Unfortunately, I did not get a signature or selfie because people pushed to get in front of me, though it was waaaaaaay tamer than other stories I’ve heard.
I’m just happy I got to hear his voice and see his hair and eyes and profile and turquoise sweater and brown pants and his everything up close and in person. Surprisingly, no leather jacket or black ripped jeans.
Someone behind me, as we were waiting, said, “Come on, David, we don’t have all night.” If I had no self-control, I would have turned around and tore into her.
This man just acted his ASS off on that stage. The man at the door just told us not five minutes ago that they’d been there since NINE OCLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING REHEARSING FOR THE FUCKING SHOW YOU JUST WATCHED and had to get notes from the director AND he had to clean up so he can show his fucking hot face to you and sign your damn program. SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEAVE THE MAN ALONE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, OKAY?
Aaaaaaanyway, if you’re seeing it in the future, I wish you luck, because like I said, he’s SOOOOOOO damn sexy in this role.
If not, you can message me and ask for more specifics.
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☄️<—– me flinging myself into the sun after sun after this show