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THEY HURT EVEN IF YOU’RE SUPER BUFF THOUGH

There’s a glitter war in my house. It started with me putting glitter in my sisters bed. She then threw the glitter on me, covering the couch with sparkles as well. At this point, it has escalated to a point where there’s glitter in the fridge, the freezer. You can’t eat food without chowing down on some. It’s in every room of the house, coating everything. My brother went to school with an outfit that could put David Bowie to shame. Today we had to have a family meeting, and I have never seen two people look so disappointed and so fabulous. 

update glitter has been banned from our house

this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

fuck.

i will say that this coronavirus scare has definitely revealed that minimum-wage service workers are absolutely instrumental for society to function… all the hoity-toity business meetings can be cancelled, the NBA can be cancelled, public schools and colleges can be cancelled, government meetings can be cancelled, but the checkout line at the grocery store can’t be cancelled… in a perfect world i’d hope that this was a bellwether for better treatment of workers like me but i know we’ll just continue to get paid min wage with no rewards or thank-yous from the world during this time lolololol

Stay safe everyone and remember to wash your hands more frequently! 

And don’t touch ur face

don’t touch me

Don’t touch that

Can’t touch this

Basically, you’re in a traditional museum where you are not allowed to touch anything.

It’s like playing the floor is lava…but instead your hands are lava 🔥🦠

Pictures from back in the gay

GAYMAZING :D