Kessler

Oh, you are not.

Ah. You might be biased, though, since you’re comparing them to uh… yourself. You might be even more obnoxious and just not realize.

I'm really not biased. I'm offended that you would think I am.

What do they do that’s so… horrible, then?

They're just so obnoxious, they're worse than Andy and I.

Just the way I like it.

Oh c’mon, you are not. How bad can they really be?

They're awful.

Fantastic. I’ve been covering a few shifts this week as well as my own so I need a night to get absolutely blootered.

Well you'd better be glad that I won you, the night won't end until you can't form coherent sentences.

Good, good. Don’t want you to overwork yourself and then snap and… stab someone with a lime knife, or something.

Yeah I'd rather not snap, I'm already close enough to killing most of my customers anyways.

Well…I’m going to take that as meaning you don’t have any shifts to work around so I’m free…

That should work just fine.

Really? That sounds horrible. Do you have a lot of hours on the days you do have to work, too?

Yeah, but I'm in the process of getting that fixed.

Whenever.

Are you kidding?

Yes, I'm kidding.

You know you’re the second person to threaten to hit me today.

No, you're not doing anything wrong, you're just so lovely we need to bruise that face up a little bit.

Are you a teacher or employee or?

Tuesday are your only lazy days? 

Oh yay.

Why’s that?

And Tuesday is your only break?

Yup.