connor

first was my skull, then was my nerves, then was my mouth, then was my eyes, then were my clothes, then was my skin, then was my voice, then was my mind and mind you i forgot what it meant to be sound but the sound of your voice when you said you were mine i held on to our promise and wonderful times

i hope where you've gone that you're happy and free

but i don't feel myself, a vessel empty

my who torn from what, and what does that mean?

a voice in the void-

Like I know that was just made up as a bit for an episode that’s not totally canon, and the whole purpose of that is fact is setup for the gag of Stan being pelted with eggs cuz of his lack of hands.

But I like to think that that tidbit is actually canon. Simply because of how ridiculous it is

Imagine if ford went to the store and jimmy mistook him for Stan.

VODKA! 🍾 (...ignore that the emoji is perhaps a champagne bottle)

GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGAFTERNOONEVENING, HENCHMANIACS! WE'RE ONLY A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES, BUT WE'RE MISSING ONE KEY COMPONENT

SEE, I PROMISED OL' SIXER THAT I'D GET HIM A VISIT FROM HIS LESSER HALF, AND WOULDN'T YA KNOW IT, MULLET STAN IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! EITHER SOMEONE IS REALLY GOOD AT HIDING HIS TRACKS, OR THERE'S ZERO DEPICTIONS OF ME INSIDE COLOMBIAN PRISONS FOR SOME REASON.

SO!

I'M GONNA NEED A WORLDWIDE SEARCH FOR THIS SPECIFIC DIMENSION'S FIVEFINGERED SIXER. GONNA NEED HIM ALIVE, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, DO WHATEVER YA WANT TO BRING HIM OVER TO GRAVITY FALLS!

WE'LL

BE

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.