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I have no words for this

FALLING. ASLEEP.

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

Graduated on time last May and got into grad school just like this 😊

@banedegrassi 

when you’re writing an essay and need to meet the word limit

Alternatively, how politicians answer questions

Pinnochio has a bright future ahead of him in the Republican party, with this kind of ability to avoid answering a straightforward question

I can’t imagine someone getting sweaty hands or feeling butterflies in their stomach when they look at me like I can’t imagine myself being the object of someone’s late night love fantasy

THE A C C E N T OMG

IHTZ TEW LAHTE AHH WEH’RE FLYN AWAIE

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

I am currently cringing at this.

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

I literally want to bite you

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

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