I Try to Write

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

never do this again

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

Don’t understand people who fake orgasms at all