confidents

I’m sobbing omfg

Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.

The bourgeoisie

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

Michelle Obama 2020

I approve of punctuation jokes.

I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.

Right paw lets stomp Left paw lets stomp HOWL! (AWOOOOO) Everybody wag your tails!

I don’t know what this is but same

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

“cindy no, FUCK”

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”