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She has about a minute in Civil War, 4 minutes in Homecoming and 3 minutes in Far From Home. It’s ridiculous. Especially if you have in mind Happy had 8 minutes of screen time in FFH.

Change of topic for a little bit, I googled Aunt May’s screentime to reply to this and I came across this arcticle:

The entire MCU ranked by how much time female characters spend on screen

It’s from January of this year so pre Captain Marvel/Endgame/FFH 

Please go scroll through because it’s appalling. The subtitle of the article is  Clue: Marvel is learning and I really don’t think they are? I’m not gonna quote the entire list but Ant-Man and The Wasp had the 1st place, which makes sense, one of the titular characters is a female after all. And I was initially pleased because “Total: 65m 45s of 118m (55.7% of running time)” and I thought “alright, you go, Hope!” but then I kept reading and “Hope van Dyne appears for 35m – the longest single appearance by any female character in an MCU movie to date” and fine Scott had 42 and a half minutes in the movie, the difference isn’t huge, but how the fuck is 35 minutes the most screen time a female character has had in the MCU before Captain Marvel? You wanna know what’s the most a male character has had? Well I went on IMDb and it’s 77, and it was Tony Stark all the way back in Iron Man 1, then Peter in Homecoming with 76, then Strange in his own movie with 73 and only then Carol with 65, and then there’s an absurd gap of men after men after men until you reach Hope and her 35 minutes. WHAT THE FUCK?

Anyway circling back into the main theme Tony Stark as 8 minutes of screentime in Spiderman: Homecoming and that’s exactly how much time May Parker has in the whole of the MCU

“War profiteering does NOT mean selling weapons during a war or making money during a war”

It literally does but go off I guess.

Lmao and you say we lack basic comprehension.

Tonky is a fucking war profiteer.

 mcu stans: 

 Loki runs off with the Tesseract 

 mcu stans: 

 Nebula shoots her past self 

 mcu stans: 

 Steve goes back to Peggy 

 mcu stans: OH MY GOD HE ERASED HER LIFE AND LET BUCKY BE TORTURED ALL THOSE YEARS I HATE HIM

OH SHIT! You’re right!

I had to go back to watch that scene and I’m just reading up on it. The plane was locked to auto-pilot to New York and 2 bombs were active. It showed that he tried to find switches to disable these settings but didn’t work.

Pros of the scene: it’s funny, Rhodey is in a roll of being the biggest troll among all the characters.

Cons of the scene: IT GOES FUCKING AGAINST THE VERY CANON WE OURSELVES CREATED.

(I think that last one is yours, too)

You’re so so sooooo right, nonny. They’re also SO hypocritical because first they’re going on about how antis are so mean for hating tony and tony stans, and then they’re like “We’re the biggest and most powerful part of fandom! This is the TONY STARK CINEMATIC UNIVEEEERRSEEE!” Honey, you can’t be the most persecuted and biggestand loudest group at the same time.

Also, try saying anything negative about tony in literally any fan space. You’re lucky if you get out alive. It’s so stupid, but it’s quite taboo to even dislike or feel neutral about tony. And the repeated narratives in the MCU definitely don’t do anything the quell that.

As for people being assholes to tony stans? Yeah, I’ll give them that. I’ve been an asshole when they come onto clearly tagged posts or blogs, and I’ve seen others be assholes with seemingly no provocation. I haven’t seen any antis give death threats tho! So I think maybe they should check themselves before they start throwing rocks.

Something like that was it Hulk have said. Steve left is friends for 10 seconds. But he never good a time or even the knowledge if he will ever see is best friend again.

Tfa: his best friends leaves with his own and Steve's date in the night before he get's overseas to fight in a war. In wars people die.

Tws: a part his friend left him on the water, there isn't a date or time when he will see him again.

Cw: his best friend stays in Wakanda, no one said one thing how long he needs to recover.

Iw: again Steve has no idea if he see his best friend and also nearly all of his other friends again.

Have you never watched Peggy Carter in anything, ever? You think that woman can have her agency stolen by anyone, ever? You think Peggy wouldn’t have said thanks but no thanks to Steve if he wasn’t what she wanted anymore? Y’all accuse Endgame of diminishing her character, as if she wouldn’t have told Steve to fuck right off if she wasn’t interested. As if Steve wouldn’t have respected that choice.

People acting like Peggy can’t make her own choices? You’re the ones diminishing her character, not this movie. She calls him the love of her life in the Agent Carter opening. She chose the life she wanted. If you disagree with this choice, fair enough, but don’t go around acting like Peggy’s not going to own every choice she makes.