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i hate when i love a pairing and later find out they’re the less popular pairing like oh ok why don’t i kill myself in front of the entire fandom on tumblr live FUCK

smoking together is basically mutual masturbation thats why they call them fags

brought a poem to the gun fight

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

hey I’m sorry to bother you but it’s just that the light in your eyes is the first thing in a long time that has captured my attention long enough for me to remember. I like the creases in your eyes when you laugh. is this weird? Your voice wraps me in wonder, like moonlight on the skin, and I’d listen to you talk for hours. I love your hair and the way you play with it when you’re nervous. I’d love to hold some of it and let it brush through my fingers. and hey this isn’t too soon right? because I’m in love with the freckle on your nose and I’m consumed with the urge to press a kiss onto it. hey I’m sorry if this comes off too strong but I think I could love you for the rest of my life

It's so messed up that Coca Cola is one of the quintessential symbols of the US globally, a drink sold across the world and known for being refreshing and delicious, but if you actually go to the US and drink it, it tastes like ass.

we NEED more cleaners and bricklayers and scaffolders and delivery drivers in MFA poetry programs. like. immediately.

i could recognise my mutual by taste alone, by vibes; i would know them blind by the shape of the ugly man they're into this week