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Community is so important she said self isolatingly

We can't jerk off or ibuprofen our way out of this one fellas

And yet we still must try

my first word was dada. yes like the art movement i was a precocious child

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

girl help they are making me do my job at work

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

It's been 5 years.

like yall cannot be stupid enough to scream fuck israel all year (rightfully so) and then go happily vote for kamala and meme the fuck out of her like everybody did trump like she didn’t just get up on that debate stage and say israel has the right to blow the entire levant to smithereens, do notttttt piss me off

they should let you get xrays and mris just cause. i wanna see what my skelinton looks like. i wanna see my organs and shit

whats some fun activities to do while laying down in bed

*kisses you on the cheek* don't forget to only do bare minimum at your job today 🫂