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If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy.  ~Bobby Knight

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.  ~Bill Vaughn

There are really only two plays:  Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.  ~Abe Lemons

Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball — you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that. ~Nomar Garciaparra

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." ~Willie Stargell, 1981

Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living. ~Phil Linz

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~Caryn Leschen

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain

Territory is but the body of a nation.  The people who inhabit its hills and valleys are its soul, its spirit, its life.  ~James Garfield