Want to hear an android joke?

"Bass boosted songs are always good. Which one was it?"

“Outside of the fact that it was bass boosted, it seemed rather soothing? Or maybe melancholic? My processors could not decode the song in the time that it played.”

"Pity. Maybe it was classical music"

"Fair enough. Maybe try humming the tune?"

*starts humming an amalgamation of the tune semi-frustratedly.*

“Damn. Thank you for trying to help me anyways.”

"Any time. Maybe try listening to random stuff until you remember"

“Yeah. I will. Thanks again, stranger!”

"Like I said, any time! Especially when it's music"

“I happen to fancy music myself! I don’t often have time to listen to it though.”

”FASCINATING.”

“It was slightly overwhelming, but I suppose I can think of some good uses for this.”

”you’ll figure it out, hon.”

“Hopefully I can figure out how to turn it off in public, people connecting their music to my brain wasn’t a very welcome intrusion when unannounced.”

”good luck! tell me if you need help.”

“I will, :).”

"Bass boosted songs are always good. Which one was it?"

“Outside of the fact that it was bass boosted, it seemed rather soothing? Or maybe melancholic? My processors could not decode the song in the time that it played.”

"Pity. Maybe it was classical music"

"Fair enough. Maybe try humming the tune?"

*starts humming an amalgamation of the tune semi-frustratedly.*

“Damn. Thank you for trying to help me anyways.”

"Any time. Maybe try listening to random stuff until you remember"

“Yeah. I will. Thanks again, stranger!”

”FASCINATING.”

“It was slightly overwhelming, but I suppose I can think of some good uses for this.”

”you’ll figure it out, hon.”

“Hopefully I can figure out how to turn it off in public, people connecting their music to my brain wasn’t a very welcome intrusion when unannounced.”

”FASCINATING.”

“It was slightly overwhelming, but I suppose I can think of some good uses for this.”

"Bass boosted songs are always good. Which one was it?"

“Outside of the fact that it was bass boosted, it seemed rather soothing? Or maybe melancholic? My processors could not decode the song in the time that it played.”

"Pity. Maybe it was classical music"

"Fair enough. Maybe try humming the tune?"

*starts humming an amalgamation of the tune semi-frustratedly.*

“Damn. Thank you for trying to help me anyways.”

"Bass boosted songs are always good. Which one was it?"

“Outside of the fact that it was bass boosted, it seemed rather soothing? Or maybe melancholic? My processors could not decode the song in the time that it played.”

"Pity. Maybe it was classical music"

"Fair enough. Maybe try humming the tune?"

*starts humming an amalgamation of the tune semi-frustratedly.*

"Bass boosted songs are always good. Which one was it?"

“Outside of the fact that it was bass boosted, it seemed rather soothing? Or maybe melancholic? My processors could not decode the song in the time that it played.”

"Pity. Maybe it was classical music"

"Bass boosted songs are always good. Which one was it?"

“Outside of the fact that it was bass boosted, it seemed rather soothing? Or maybe melancholic? My processors could not decode the song in the time that it played.”

“You’re what the humans call a simp.”

”I say accept it. Your dear Chuuya friend would think it’s funny.”

“…”

“Objectively, I was made to be a ‘sight for sore eyes,’ according to Dr. Wollenstonecraft?”

”that’s her way of saying that you’re attractive.”

“Ah, thank you. Sometimes I wish I had slightly longer hair. It wouldn’t be up to code, though!”

“Ask her. Soon, please. She’ll make an exception.”

“Okay. I will notify her on my next in-person visit. I’m not quite sure how I’ll integrate it into my suits, but I’ll figure it out…”

”who cares you’ll look pretty.”

“Yes! That would be the goal?”

“You’re what the humans call a simp.”

”I say accept it. Your dear Chuuya friend would think it’s funny.”

“…”

“Objectively, I was made to be a ‘sight for sore eyes,’ according to Dr. Wollenstonecraft?”

”that’s her way of saying that you’re attractive.”

“Ah, thank you. Sometimes I wish I had slightly longer hair. It wouldn’t be up to code, though!”

“Ask her. Soon, please. She’ll make an exception.”

“Okay. I will notify her on my next in-person visit. I’m not quite sure how I’ll integrate it into my suits, but I’ll figure it out…”

“You’re what the humans call a simp.”

”I say accept it. Your dear Chuuya friend would think it’s funny.”

“…”

“Objectively, I was made to be a ‘sight for sore eyes,’ according to Dr. Wollenstonecraft?”

”that’s her way of saying that you’re attractive.”

“Ah, thank you. Sometimes I wish I had slightly longer hair. It wouldn’t be up to code, though!”

im still alive 😈 i would be too powerful if it happened cuz of the character development (lying) i brought my multitool with two knives in it though just in case

“You’re what the humans call a simp.”

”I say accept it. Your dear Chuuya friend would think it’s funny.”

“…”

“Objectively, I was made to be a ‘sight for sore eyes,’ according to Dr. Wollenstonecraft?”