Yoshiya Kiryu at your service

aries: "i would beep at you right now if i wasn't so nice. YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SO FUCKING NICE"

taurus: "you're not allowed to be this close to me without at least BUYING ME DINNER FIRST"

gemini: "WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRIVE? SPONGEBOB????"

cancer: "you're a GOSH DARN MENACE"

leo: "i really hope your boyfriend likes it when you ride his ass, BECAUSE I DON'T"

virgo: "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FORD FOCUS"

libra: "you're making me EVEN MORE LATE TO WORK THAN I WAS ORIGINALLY"

sagittarius: *immortan joe voice* "MEDIOCRE!"

scorpio: "if i ever marry someone who drives like you i will DIVORCE THEM ON THE SPOT. RIGHT THERE ON THE HIGHWAY. WATCH ME."

capricorn: "HOW IS YOUR KID ON THE HONOR ROLL BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN READ THE SPEED LIMIT SIGN???"

aquarius: "MEET ME IN THE PIT, BRENDA"