It's Not Like I Planned To Ship It
A novel by me
I Shipped It As a Joke and Now I Have Feels: the thrilling sequel
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It's Not Like I Planned To Ship It
A novel by me
I Shipped It As a Joke and Now I Have Feels: the thrilling sequel

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Would you mind terribly if I borrowed your car?
“but did you do it?”
"Well, I never...! Yes, actually. I did. I thought you'd be proud of the fact the plan you said wouldn't work, did work."
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”
Carrie Underwood — Some Hearts Album {Sentence Starters}
“I hope you’re proud.”
“Jesus take the wheel.”
“I know I’ve got to change.”
“It ain’t much, but its a job.”
“I’m grateful for every scar.”
“Am I really alone with you?”
“It’d been a long, hard year…”
“I just don’t want to let you go.”
“But there were lessons learned.“
“I guess it’s going to have to hurt.”
“I don’t want to spend my life jaded.”
“You lift me up right here, right now.”
“Can’t recall when I last felt that way.”
“Some hearts just get lucky sometimes.”
“You’re the last thing my heart expected.”
“I see the way out, and I’m gonna take it.”
“I’m sorry for the way I’ve been living my life.”
“I’m letting go, so give me one more chance.”
“Never knew never knew it could be like this.”
“I’ve never been the kind that you’d call lucky.”
“Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.“
“And I know how it feels when love goes away.”
“Lately, nothing I do ever seems to please you.”
“Another glass of whisky, but it still don’t kill the pain.”
“And even when it’s not, I tell her everything’s alright.”
“I don’t want this night to end. Why does it have to end?”
“The past can’t be rewritten, you get the life you’re given.”
“Take it from my hands, ’cause I can’t do this on my own.”
“There’s nothing you can do. There’s nothing you can say.”
“There’s a 50 in the ashtray in case you run short on cash.”
“Now, who’d have thought someone like you could love me?”
“If mountains fall, I’ll still be here, holding you until the day I die.”
“Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp.”
“Just one more thing before you leave: don’t forget to remember me.”
“There’s some things that I regret, some words I wish had gone unsaid.”
“I dug my key into the side of his pretty, little, souped-up four-wheel drive.”

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Send 👀 to walk in on my muse in their underwear
thelittledollie:
in my defense, i was left unattended
Napoleon: um excuse me??? could you maybe at least try not to run me over???
Gaby: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How do you go back to being strangers with someone who has seen your soul?
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It’s TMI Tuesday! Ask my muse anything you want and they’ll have to answer honestly.
"So... Who missed me?"
What didn’t kill me gave me an immense amount of trauma
My muse has recently been in an accident that has left them blind. Send me ♖ for what they would say to yours when our muses meet next.
Napoleon remembering his priorities

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[ i haven't even had this boy back a day and already he's sassing illya ]
“You know… If you’re trying to tail someone. Maybe be a little, oh, I don’t know… quieter? It’d probably be of some help.”
“You should not give me reason to follow, cowboy.”
"Touchy, touchy, Peril. Tell me, would it kill you to be a little less obvious when following me, or? Are you always a loud walker when you're behind me?"