complete mbti

INTP: me, an intellectual

ENFP: I am forcibly removed from the _______

ISFP: bee movie script

INFP: Panicking Mr Krabs

ISTP: none pizza left beef

ESFP: dat boi

ESTP: questionable spellings of bon appetite

ISTJ: perplexed Maths woman

INTJ: Gavin

ENTP: evil Kermit

ENFJ: roses are red, violets are blue [questionable second line]

ENTJ: Arthur’s fist

INFJ: ‘we don’t talk about 2016’

ISFJ: pure & wholesome memes

ESTJ: Ted Cruz zodiac killer

There’s a funny picture or chat or something funny happens.

Everyone: *laughs*

High Ti user: Good joke, but actually.. *explains why it doesn’t really make sense or some other logical flaw in it*

Person 1: Omg can’t you just laugh about it like everyone else?!

Person 2: You must be fun at parties.

Person 3: No one likes know-it-alls.

Ne: We’ve just had a fight with ISFJ. Guys, what do we do?

Ti: It’s obviously her fault, she overreacted.

Si: One time I was hurt… It was awful. Now I’m hurt again. *dies of pain*

Ne: Oh my god… Okay Fe, what do we do?

Fe: I think we hurt her just as much as she hurt us and we should apologize. We would like to hear an apology and she will appreciate that we apologize first. Let’s create a text in which we apologize for hurting her.

Ti: But she should also know why we did that.

Fe: Nonono she will think we’re justifying ourselves. Let’s not do this, even though it’s tough and both of us want to be understood.

ENTP: *sends apology text*

ISFJ: Yeaaaah I don’t think your apology is believable.

ENTP: ……

ENTJs are organizers who like to get the best results out of everything by using their inner vision as a reference. Like all high Te users, they will feel very responsible for their groups of friends and like to take charge when it comes to planning time together, like trips or parties.

How the ENTJ expresses affection Once an ENTJ has established a close friendship to someone, they will highly value that friendship and its importance to them as in what that person represents and means to them. Thus, they might start to feel responsible for their friend as well, using Te typical ways to express their friendship. In this context the feeling of responsibility will likely be expressed in feeling protective over their friend and offering their skills as support. Most ENTJs will show their affection through actions rather than words. They may feel uncomfortable with directly talking about their feelings but do a lot of things to “prove” how much a person means to them: by helping them to get something done, looking after them, making useful presents or asking for advice, recognizing their competence.

ENTJs have a clear opinion on what friendship means to them and what role it takes in their life. They are aware of their internal concept of what friendship is supposed to be and depending on how important friendship actually is to them as a value, they will bring sacrificies to keep that friendship going.

Possible problems with ENTJ friends If their function dynamic is healthy, they will try to acknowledge that every person has different goals instead of trying to force their own visions onto the other. Once in a while it still can happen that the ENTJ implements their plans without considering other opinions because they assume what is right to them will be right for everyone else, too, because it’s what the current situation seems to recquire. They might have the best intention in helping somebody out but ignoring what the other person really wants. It’s not unsusual that inferior Fi will kick in a while later and question what the other person really feels about what they did. If healthy, they will adress the problem calmly and try to avoid making the same mistake again. It hurts most ENTJs seeing important people getting hurt and that includes the case that they get hurt by the ENTJ themself. Some less healthy ENTJs have more problems accepting their own mistakes. In this case they can stubbornly claim what they did was right and have a much harder time accepting personal differences. ENTJs can be somewhat direct when expressing what bothers them. It is important to see that their intention usually isn’t to hurt their friend, they just want to have a factual conversation to get eliminate problem quickly. They like to discuss things openly and appreciate honesty and objectivity in communication. Have a problem? Talk about it. The ENTJ isn’t into passive-aggressive behavior and avoiding conflicts when they are truly needed. This can be problematic for more sensitive people, especially if they are higher feeling types, if they aren’t aware of the ENTJ’s motivation.

If the ENTJ has been hurt, disappointed or upset for similar reasons at several events they aren’t unlikely to let go of a friendship if they don’t see a point in it anymore and they can go on easily. 

Who ENTJs like to befriend

As high Ni users, when looking at people, they will see the idea behind and of those people. What is the person at their core and what defines them? Te-Ni will make the ENTJ aware of their friend’s goals, ideas and visions and they will want to support them in reaching those. Because their own plans and future is naturally important to the ENTJ, this type may expect other people to be similar with their own future. ENTJs will therefore feel drawn to people who know or at least have an idea of what they want to do with their life. They like people who don’t just dream but implement their dreams in the real world and who try to be successful in what they are doing.

ENFJ: *has gathered a cheering crowd around them and discusses the importance of love and friendship, crying and glowing brightly with their feels*

ESFJ: *just knows EVERYONE for unknown reasons …. As well as their dirtiest secrets… BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THEY LOVE EVERYONE*

INFP: *does weird stuff and tells a carefully “chosen” person why it’s the most moral thing to do.. Among other highly moral things but the most important thing is candy because it’s sweet*

ISFP: *watches everyone and thinks about how unique they are compared to the rest… After all they are wearing pink socks and that makes them so special and different*

ISTP: *stayed for five minutes just to realize they still hate people and has not been seen since*

INTP: *hasn’t even come in the first place… that documentary about turtles was way more interesting and people suck*

ESTJ: *YELLS* *ALL.THE.TIME.*AT EVERYONE* (No one knows why.)

ENTJ: *establishes new social and political systems out of boredom and slaps everyone who doesn’t agree*

INTJ: *silently nips on their drink and looks kind of angry* *but maybe it’s just their face*

INFJ: *sits in the corner quietly with a peaceful smile on their face* *no one knows if they are drugged or if it’s just their personality* *

ESFP: *runs around like an excited little puppy (and might occasionally bark)*

ESTP: *does a bunch of dangerous stuff but gets out of it unharmed* *no one knows how*

ENTP: *runs around laughing and making bad puns, then accidentally hurts themself* *no one is sure whether they are stupid or a chaotic genius*

ENFP: *beeeeeeams* *all.the.time* *is surrounded by glitter and stars, then runs into a trashcan and cries* *eventually they tell everyone about their weird ideas before randomly falling asleep*

ISTJ: *probably organized the whole thing* *even if it was a random encounter* *they just planned eeeeeeverything* *ends up showing their wild side after a while* *everyone is scared*

Note: These responses are absolutely serious. They aren’t stereotypical at all and I assure you that every single type will definitely react like that in real life. Ne: Ohh I love you, too! But I also love pancakes, sunshine and… bread! Like, bread can be so amazing. There are so many different types of breads! Like MBTI types! OMG I NEED TO MAKE A POST ABOUT MBTI TYPES AS BREAD.

Ni: But what is love? What is it about? How come that we are able to feel such a deep connection and how does its pattern fit into this complex world?

Se: Ohhhh I love you, too– wait omg! There’s a butterfly! *chases the butterfly*

Si: One time I loved someone, too. It was the most romantic story of my life and it started on a rainy day in November…

Te: Do you have evidence to support your statement?

Ti: …. What the fuck. Why?

Fe: *tears up* You love me? Someone loves me! LOVE ME FOREVER! PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME!

So much Ni!:DENTJ and INTJ use the same functions in a similar order. They are likely to get along rather well because of that.INFJ has high Ni, too. The Fe-Te difference could cause some misunderstandings at times, especially when it comes to the more emotional aspects, because Te-Fi and Fe-Ti are very different. However, high Ni and low Se are common in all three types and can be used to create a mutual understanding of situations.The ENTP is also a high intuitive type but this type uses extraverted intuition which is directed into the other direction. To the other three types, the ENTP can seem scattered, unreliable or confusing. Or they value the randomness, thinking of the ENTP as creative, funny and openminded. It really depends on the individual and I don’t know your squad.The ENTP can connect with the INFJ through Ti and Fe. Both types use this combination of judging functions, they only need to learn that one of them values Ti more and the other prefers Fe. But essentially, they have a great potential to understand each other because of that.

The ENTP and the INTJ have the same general preference: Inutition - Thinking - Feeling - Sensing but use the opposite functions - they don’t have any function in common but structure wise, they can be quite similar. Because they both are intuitive thinking types, ENTPs and INTJs often get along surprisingly well.Same goes for the ENTJ and ENTP, though the ENTJ can seem a little more controlling or bossy to the ENTP because of dominant Te. This could cause some tension at times because of high Ti’s need for independence.

MBTI doesn’t predict how a relationship will turn out. It depends much more on the individual than the type.

But there are some aspects that of course affect the relationship.

The weaknesses:INTJ (Ni-Te-Fi-Se) and ESFJ (Fe-Si-Ne-Ti) have no functions in common and while the INTJ is an intuitive thinking type, the ESFJ is a sensing feeling type. This can cause some tension as both type naturally have different preferences.

High Ni-Te makes the INTJ highly aware of the big picture and the future that the user works towards to, using objective and outcome orientated means to judge and decide.

This can be hard to grasp for the high Fe-Si ESFJ. The INTJ can come across as unrealistic in their expectations and stuck inside their mind. The ESFJ’s dominant Fe might consider the INTJ’s high Te based decisions as impersonal or even cold. It might be hard to understand for the ESFJ why the INTJ is so private about their feelings and why the INTJ doesn’t instantly consider other people when making a decision.

The INTJ might think of the Fe dominant ESFJ as too emotional. It could be hard for the INTJ to understand why the ESFJ needs to discuss their feelings and why they often need comfort rather than actual advice what to do. The INTJ could also feel overwhelmed by the emotionally more expressive ESFJ.

Te-Fi is more practical and has less problems making decisions than Fe-Ti so the INTJ might feel like the ESFJ is making things too complicated instead of just doing what objectively makes the most sense.

Inspired by @isfjwallflower I created three sentences out of the words suggested for each type.

ENTJ: have no matter how amazing and hands down on how good. But don’t care of the compliment and your sweet side. It is very wrong.

INTJ: the more emotional aspects you touch the more specific you like your question. Social aww see a point. Her weapon is the need to be the cool one.

ENTP Remember the more specific touch and hit the compliment. I don’t know what is relevant. We haven’t have problems with three of decisions

INTP: you do helps for the information down to what is likely. That is very wrong. I don’t see a point in being as weird as an ENTP.

ENFJ: has to make plans with three of the more emotional aspects. She can’t be really suck. The personal side is very lovely.

INFJ: I like talking to intuition and hands on this judgement. She can’t be human being as you can be. Trust the information on the desk.

ENFP: You’re fun and so understanding. Some people have problems with stability. ENTP will like your social skills.

INFP: go ahead and send me a point of view. It is likely that you are balanced when it comes. Take care of the human being.

ESTJ: You do my best and I have no need to hear. They are a very organized. That is relevant when it comes to be the cool one.

ISTJ: Law is important. You are balanced when it comes to make plans. With stability I have no need to be human.

ESTP: Aww it would be too simple to judge the information down to what is relevant. I don’t care about relationships. People need to refer to ESTJ.

ISTP: One time she’ll just send me a point in the compliment. And then she failed at the more emotional approach. People have problems with how amazing criticism and hands are. .

ESFJ: She can’t reach me, too adorable. She is very kind and sweet. She is obviously great for enjoying her head.

ISFJ: I don’t know what I don’t know. Why do you be my best friend? I’m actually scared.

ESFP: You usually are friendly to make everyone else fun. I don’t care of decisions. People have problems.

ENTP and ENTJ are on their way to the bus stop. It’s dark outside.

Thanks. They all have equal potential to result in a superiority complex and to be obnoxious because people tend to be biased towards their own cognitive functions. Some random examples below.

Ne-doms (ENTP, ENFP) tend to think they’re the most creative.

Example: “I’m so brilliant and full of great ideas. You’re all peons put on this planet to do my bidding and to make my visions a reality. I don’t want to do any of the work, you all do the backbreaking labor for me.”

Ni-doms (INTJ, INFJ) tend tothink they’re the most wise.

Example: “Let me tell you how your plan/goal/relationship is doomed to fail for all the following reasons. I can’t believe you can’t see this coming. It’s going to happen. Trust me. Watch. See– there it is. I told you so.”

Te-doms (ENTJ, ESTJ) tend tothink they’re the most correct*.

Example: “My way is the best way. I’m getting the job done so we don’t need to discuss it any further and we don’t need your input. Sit down, shut up, and follow my lead.”

*I’m aware this sentence is grammatically incorrect– it’s deliberate.

Ti-doms (INTP, ISTP) tend tothink they’re the most intelligent.

Example: “Watch me tell you all the ways your solution is illogical then debate you in circles without contributing anything productive towards an alternate solution because everything in life is subjective and I can’t ever be sure anything is truly ‘correct’.”

Se-doms (ESTP, ESFP) tend tothink they’re the most interesting.

Example: “I’m cool, you’re all boring and need to learn to live in the moment. Seize the day. Travel. Explore. Be more like me. Even if I have no idea how to pay my rent at the end of the month or how I’m going to survive until the end of the week.”

Si-doms (ISTJ, ISFJ) tend to think they’re the most responsible.

Example: “I’m always bailing people out due to their own stupidity and shit hits the fan when I’m not around. I shouldn’t have to do this but I’m too tired to teach them how to be independent so let me just complain and keep doing what I’m doing.”

Fe-doms (ENFJ, ESFJ) tend tothink they’re the most righteous.

Example: “I’m always sacrificing my own happiness for other people because I’m selfless and good. I also know what’s best for everybody so it’s my responsibility to save everyone even if they’ve told me more than once to butt out of their business. And by more than once, I mean a dozen times. I’m sure they don’t mean it.”

Fi-doms (INFP, ISFP) tend to think they’re the most authentic.