Mellow Musings

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

OnlyMe. an app that's just you posting for yourself.

tumblr if you're using it right

peter parker will never escape nyc transit 

hey that place was in Madagascar

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

RPG shopkeeper

you. awe. vawid.

you know, the older i get, the more i hate cynicism. isn't it exhausting to always be so bitter about everything? why don't you try a little genuine kindness and understanding and maybe you'll calm down