If the population of fish keeps declining, future generations will use the saying “plenty of fish in the sea” as a sarcastic way of saying they’ll never find someone.

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end and tomorrow to start

“I told you to stop chasing them damn birds”

animals; they’re just like us

I thought this meant they had to use a chainsaw to apply eyeliner.

THIS IS SO FUCKING SOFT ANDRIEW HOZIER BYRNE I WOULD FUCKING DIE FOR YOU

I went to a Q&A seminar with Antoni and Karamo and they told us that at Queer Eye auditions Jonathan literally ran from room to room yelling “WHERE IS SHE” over and over again and while everyone assumed it was about the casting director or something it was, in fact, about a Starbucks cup he’d lost, and I need you all to know that Jonathan lives on maximum 24/7. He is a force that cannot be contained