dumb

Oasis: I have lots of anger and sunglasses what’s sobriety

Smashing Pumpkins: I am sad and doodle stars on all of my paper, total film hipster who owns too much black clothing and is obsessed with dystopia

Lush: DAMN IT MY RED HAIR IS FADING i like flange pedal

Foo fighters: up at 3 am eating Cheetos and texting friends dick jokes

Blur: I like cheese and Damon Albarn’s naked chest, I like sunlight and sexual ambiguity

Placebo: I’m sad but not sad enough for Smashing Pumpkins, My jeans are THE TIGHEST OF JEANS wheres my hair gel

Hole: I’ve got a closet full of baby doll dresses if you cross me I’ll strangle you with a pair of fishnet tights

Sublime: i like beards and intoxication almost as much as i like petting dogs

Britpop band Blur at a Party aside the Walthamstow Dog Track, London, Britain, c. 1994