Commander on deck!

For some reason, you always suspected that your high school classmate can read minds. Determined to trip her, you keep cracking jokes in your mind, hoping to make her laugh, to no avail. One day, while idly thinking about how it would be to date her, you see her get flustered.

It turns out she isn't interested and the idea of me being attracted to her gives her the willies. At least I confirmed that she's a mind reader.

Ghosts can only interact with objects that were significant to them in life. Unfortunately for the people who just killed you, your grandad’s 12-gauge Remington was very near and dear to you.

*pumps shotgun with ghostly intent*

Source of an pounding.

Wait until you hear what they call cotton candy...

"Oh, papa de sucre! Entre doucement dans ma bouche avec ta douceur!"

France, you need to explain yourself. WTF are you doing?

Simple really, we never sexualise our word for daddy. But you, english speakers, did. Why not have fun about it :]

Point taken, France wins this round of internet-bullshitery.

Source of an pounding.

Wait until you hear what they call cotton candy...

"Oh, papa de sucre! Entre doucement dans ma bouche avec ta douceur!"

France, you need to explain yourself. WTF are you doing?

you people are really out there putting skeletons in negligently small enclosures without any enrichment or socialization smh

You mean coffins? Those are just their beds, are people really believing that’s their whole enclosure??

This is actually incrudbly classist and ablist. Some people simply arent able to give their skeletons an idael environment. Besides my mom let our skleton unlive in a coffin for years and he unlived fo be like 203

“god will curse you for this” implying that I have somehow reached this point of my existence without yet being cursed by the gods? buddy you are so late to the fucking program the end credits have started rolling

I think the implication is that you can be cursed multiple times and that the thing in question will cause you to collect another one

so what you’re saying is I can speedrun this bitch

Gotta catch 'em all?

I need to show you something but I want you to promise you’ll be angry

ok whore

Wtf gaud

I want one

None of our ancestors died a virgin.

Neither will I, doesn't change anything though. I still don't plan on replicating.

“Dead men tell no tales? Wrong, your honor. As a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness, the victim.”

Son, how would you like a high paying job? I've got about 50 some odd cold cases that you could solve in a single week.

Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism”. They get a badge, and all of their wealth is donated to charity, so they have to start back up at $0.

That would have billionaires actively donating small but still notable amounts of their money to charity in order to avoid loosing all of it and having to start from the ground zero all over again.

You're just now learning this? I've known for about 3 years now that caffeine is a lie that we quietly overlook for the false energy boost it gives.