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Why does Texas fall apart whenever the weather gets bad. They're saying this blackout is going to be long term.

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For some reason, you always suspected that your high school classmate can read minds. Determined to trip her, you keep cracking jokes in your mind, hoping to make her laugh, to no avail. One day, while idly thinking about how it would be to date her, you see her get flustered.
It turns out she isn't interested and the idea of me being attracted to her gives her the willies. At least I confirmed that she's a mind reader.
Ghosts can only interact with objects that were significant to them in life. Unfortunately for the people who just killed you, your grandad’s 12-gauge Remington was very near and dear to you.
*pumps shotgun with ghostly intent*
You ever just breathe sometimes to flex on dead people?
cannot believe ya'll waited this long to tell me about the DADDY brand of french sugar
Source of an pounding.
Wait until you hear what they call cotton candy...
"Oh, papa de sucre! Entre doucement dans ma bouche avec ta douceur!"
France, you need to explain yourself. WTF are you doing?
Simple really, we never sexualise our word for daddy. But you, english speakers, did. Why not have fun about it :]
Point taken, France wins this round of internet-bullshitery.

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cannot believe ya'll waited this long to tell me about the DADDY brand of french sugar
Source of an pounding.
Wait until you hear what they call cotton candy...
"Oh, papa de sucre! Entre doucement dans ma bouche avec ta douceur!"
France, you need to explain yourself. WTF are you doing?
Seeing as I'm a veteran by technicality, I won't be going to work today. Will update you on if this comes back to bite me or not.
Just told my boss I might not be able to get to work today as it's raining and I usually walk to work and her response was, "why can't you walk today"? It's going to be raining all day today and that crazy bint wants me to walk 1.5 miles to work in the damn rain.
Fast food is stranger than fiction sometimes.
When the person you live with is convinced that smoking pot is more important than having a house to smoke pot in.
Look I don't care if you smoke weed. Just remember that it's better to have a fucking house to smoke weed in rather than smoking it on the damn street because you couldn't be fucked to skip out on your fix and pay your bills and rent.
you people are really out there putting skeletons in negligently small enclosures without any enrichment or socialization smh
You mean coffins? Those are just their beds, are people really believing that’s their whole enclosure??
actually coffins are primarily for TRANSPORT. some skeletons may enjoy using them as a resting area, but that is highly dependent on the individual and the breed (bog skeletons for instance prefer to sleep under the stars or in mud baths). But most people assume those tiny ass coffins work as a daily unliving space, bc that’s all the mortuary supply store sends them home with, when actually that’s as cruel as keeping a goldfish in the plastic bag it came with. Coffins have no room to roam around in! No room for toys or enrichment, hardly any light, and often a concerning lack of cobwebs (necessary fiber supplement!) and halloween decorations.
Oh and fyi keeping skeletons in closets is not any better! do your research before buying or adopting!!!!!
This is actually incrudbly classist and ablist. Some people simply arent able to give their skeletons an idael environment. Besides my mom let our skleton unlive in a coffin for years and he unlived fo be like 203
excuse you how is it classist to recognize that skeletons are unliving creatures with unique needs, requiring proper care and enrichment??? yes skeleton care requires a lot of time and expense–which means people need to think carefully before making that commitment! I feel so sorry for your family skeletons—keeping a skeleton in box for 203 years qualifies as Inhumane Treatment of Unhumans. next you’ll be telling me you make your boogeyman sleep under the bed.
and look, I get that there are concerns about skeleton overpopulation, and that plenty of skeletons are in need of a good home—emphasis on a good home. but I would prefer to see more skeletons unliving in properly qualified Skeleton Sanctuaries than in individual homes that aren’t equipped to care for them. because the fact is, not everyone is responsible enough to have a skeleton! Owning a skeleton is a privilege not a right!!!
When your family and friends put you in a little box thinking that a 6x2' rectangle is enough space for your afterlife.

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“god will curse you for this” implying that I have somehow reached this point of my existence without yet being cursed by the gods? buddy you are so late to the fucking program the end credits have started rolling
I think the implication is that you can be cursed multiple times and that the thing in question will cause you to collect another one
so what you’re saying is I can speedrun this bitch
Gotta catch 'em all?
I need to show you something but I want you to promise you’ll be angry
ok whore
thank you that means a lot
Wtf gaud
it’s the Old Timey Dental Student equivalent of those mannequin heads cosmetology trainees use!
but with teeth instead of hair :)Â i have no comments about where precisely they sourced the Refillable Human Teeth Inserts
To be fair they haven’t improved much
I want one
None of our ancestors died a virgin.
Neither will I, doesn't change anything though. I still don't plan on replicating.
When I die I want to be cremated so my family members can throw my ashes in the faces of people they don't like.
“Dead men tell no tales? Wrong, your honor. As a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness, the victim.”
Son, how would you like a high paying job? I've got about 50 some odd cold cases that you could solve in a single week.

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Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism”. They get a badge, and all of their wealth is donated to charity, so they have to start back up at $0.
That would have billionaires actively donating small but still notable amounts of their money to charity in order to avoid loosing all of it and having to start from the ground zero all over again.
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You're just now learning this? I've known for about 3 years now that caffeine is a lie that we quietly overlook for the false energy boost it gives.